Vicious Intertoto Headbutt Opens Both The Eyebrow And The Floodgates

<p class="MsoNormal">The game was petering along evenly, about 2-2 after the two teams traded goals; they scored, Wayne scored, they scored, Ben scored. Despite a recent influx of quality youth players, there are times when an experienced head is called for and the man that has played at the highest standard stepped up accordingly. Zondervan was holding their team together and so was targeted (there is no room for sentiment in Battersea Park) &ndash; at a corner, Neil rose but Intertoto rose higher and nutted him right in the eyebrow. As he lay on the floor, claret pouring out, a clandestine meeting was held by the dugouts to discuss whether we now needed to target their second best player &ndash; Charlie George wakes up a lucky man today as it was decided to give it 10 & then reconvene.

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<p class="MsoNormal">What a ten minutes, shorn of Neil it turned into a goal of the month competition. Chris megged the defender and scored another, Wayne thumped one in & then Jordan lobbed both Steve W and then the keeper before Ilyas curled a beauty into the top corner. Looking at the mail, looks like Jordan also scored another one which was probably good as well.

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<p class="MsoNormal">8-2 in the end, and on a serious note the latest email from Neil says

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<p class="MsoNormal">&ldquo;it was going to be a 4 hour wait last night so came home.<br /> Went to local A&E this morning and they glued it up so should be all sorted.<br /> <br /> Probably 50/50 but may see you next week.&rdquo;

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<p class="MsoNormal">See you all next week when we see the return of Oli from Oz and Tris and we are going for a curry after the game. The forecast is good although there is expected to be a whiff of pooh in the air as Intertoto sh*ts himself when he sees the enforcer prowling!