Goodfellas 0 vs 2 SIHK

WENATV: Hello Mr. Wenger Arsene Wenger: 'Ello WENATV: So a disappointing result but we do hear that 'Arry Redknapp has decided to celebrate by signing 30 over-priced footballers. AW: So he signed Garrow then? WENATV: No, he specifically mentioned 'over-priced footballers'. &nbsp;Garrow was just 'over-priced' AW: D'accord! So are we still playing? &nbsp; WENATV: No the game ended. AW: Zut alors! &nbsp;The referee told me we were playing Fergie time. &nbsp;This is an outrage. WENATV: So you started with Mullen, Sebastian K, Sandro, Lionel, Mark, Thariq and Mauritius Dave AW: He's from Mauritius? WENATV: Yep. AW: He said he was from the gym. WENATV: So anyway back to the game. AW: What game? &nbsp;Oh yes that one, yes it was very bad. &nbsp;We played the good football, had a couple of chances from corners. WENATV: &nbsp;Yes, Dave leapt like a young salmon but unfortunately couldn't score. AW: Precisely and I congratulate him for that. WENATV: Wha? AW: I believe that scoring from corners is a form of cheating and I told him that if he does score then he wouldn't get his weekly steroid injection. WENATV: Steroids? AW: Did I say steroids? &nbsp;I meant vitamins. &nbsp;&nbsp; WENATV: And some of the team was a little over-excited and regularly went to ground. AW: Well yes, I hypnotised them to make them think they were younger, I think I did it too well...one person who shall not be named, T, thought he was five apparently he liked playing on slides. WENATV: And then came a controversial moment in the game. AW: Yes, we brought on Kingsley and Edwin...oh you mean the penalty? &nbsp;Well I didn't zee the incident, no I didn't zee ze cheating diving spurs player fall to the deck in the penalty area...Schei&szlig;e! &nbsp;Sorry I'm from Strasbourg, that slips out from time to time. &nbsp;Uh yes but they scored from the penalty and we went into halftime a goal down. &nbsp;But morally I think we were leading 3-0. <br /> WENATV: Ok. <br /> AW: And so to ze second half and we were on ze front foot. &nbsp;For the record Le Mullen, Le Kettz, Le Sandro, La Thariq, Le David, Le Lionel et Le Mark started the second half. WENATV: La Thariq? AW: Oui, he's ze lady with ze black hair n'est pas? WENATV: Ok so you went close with a couple of chances that fell to Lionel, one hit the post and the other was just tipped away by the keeper. &nbsp; AW: Ah yes young Lionel Messy, one of my best signings. WENATV: Lionel Messy? AW: Yes, I spoke to Pep and he said I could take him for free. &nbsp;I got ze bargain no? WENATV: No. &nbsp;Anyway then Spurs were reduced to 6-men after one of their players got sent off for two bookable offences. AW: The whole team should have gone. &nbsp;The ref was very lenient. WENATV: And your team laid siege to the Spurs goal until... AW: Until their keeper unleashed an unstoppable shot from his penalty area which was totally unsaveable, Mullens had no chance. WENATV: That's not the way it... AW: Silence! &nbsp;He has compromising photos of me in a Spurs kit. &nbsp;And all rumours of me calling him Roy Carroll are completely untrue *snigger* WENATV: So the Goodfellas slumped to a two-nil defeat anything to add? AW: I manage the Goodfellas now? &nbsp;Oh yes and for no apparent reason here's a link to a Syd Barrett song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0igshgcoupg <br /> WENATV: Um thank you Arsene. <br /> AW: Bitte, I mean De Rien <br /> WENATV: This is We Are Not Ashamed TV and we end with news that Aston Villa fans really don't have much to do. &nbsp;Goodbye. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZnYloe5rhw