BoC F.C. vs Harretons
6 - 1
15 September 2016
Home league match played on 15 September 2016.
Kicked off at 7:00 PM
6-1
vs Harretons
Home league match
<p>Boris Johnson, David Cameron, Benedict Cumberbatch, John McCririck, James Blunt, Tom Hiddleston, Zac Goldsmith, Bear Grylls: your boys took one helluva beating! Yep, 6 - 1 to the plebs this week, who were in storming mood to BOC-Stille the day. 14 on the list in the morning translated to 9 ready for KO at 7pm, so thankfully there were two ringers (Conrad & Sol) willing to make up the numbers following their 5 a side game previous. Starting line up then:
<p style="text-align: center;">Comrade Stu
<p style="text-align: center;">Comrade Zamora / Comrade Punter / Comrade Conrad / Comrade Sheedy
<p style="text-align: center;">Commrade Junior / Comrade Zondervan / Comrade Jordan / Comrade Hanning (Sol only played there for 5 mins)
<p style="text-align: center;">Comrade Yilmaz / Comrade Latchford
<p style="text-align: left;">Straight into the goals then, as there were loads. Jordan got the first with an absolute ripper. Ilyas took a throw (probably 'cause Charlie wasn't there) which Jordan chest-trapped and then volleyed spectacularly across the keeper into the far corner. Screamers are Screamers you pricks. Ilyas got the second. I can remember one of Ilyas' goals where he smashed it into the near post top corner...let's say it was that one. Ilyas got the third too, which could well be the one I cant remember, sorry Ily. Ben got the fourth tapping in a Latchford cross-shot. The big man had made the opportunity himself going on a mazy, twinkle-toed wobble that saw him beat three or four Harretons in the box before squirting the left foot shot that Ben simply converted. Another sumptuous GAGYP from the wiry Junior. Latchford was on the scorescheet himself after that from a Punter assist before Jordan got the closing goal from a great cross by Zamora. Easy! Easy! Easy!
<p style="text-align: left;">Harretons only cheated a bit and turned out to be gracious in defeat. Obviously well brought up.
<p style="text-align: left;">Ilyaz pinches MOTM although could EASILY have gone to Latch.