The Fozzers FC vs The Undateables FC
2 - 7
26 June 2019 · Weds 7s<br>
Home league match played on 26 June 2019.
Kicked off at 7:15 PM
2-7
vs The Undateables FC
Home league match
Your goalscorers:
J Howe x 1
C Thomas x 1
Haha what is that shit.
5 goals down in 5 minutes.
Players left bewildered.
No chemistry.
Kirby literally quitting the team.
A shocking performance.
A better second half.
Starting from the back, Holloway struggled with some good shots but saved 1/2 of stupidly awarded penalties, but made one howler and distributed like Stephen hawking with no arms.
Kirby had a frown on his face but that was about it .
Anosczcenko kept trying to cruyff turn people on his own team.
Thomas scored a good goal but drank far too much Barcardi and Echo Falls last night.
Gremayoko really better get some lessons in grace and decorum, enjoy your silly little life Jane. Couldn't hit the target if it came up and spunked on his massive head.
Howe looked like a giraffe on roller skates and spent more time on the floor than being the classic bagsman. Also scored a decent goal.
Scallon was terrible in the first half and his touch was sending balls to Mars. Improved ten fold in the second half and looked much better at the back bullying attackers.
Choudhury gets my man of the match purely because he did some good crumping at the weekend. Also played better than usual and wasn't part of the initial 5 goal raping as he was on the bench.
Fuck KSI
Well done on going America Harv, kids are crying nice one ??
UTF we go again
Next Fixture:
The Fozzers vs Sex,Drugs and Carlton Cole FC