Teamstats.net FC 2 vs 1 Ampito

<p>RIGHT, HAVE A COFFEE ESPRESSO BEFOER YOU READ THIS ONE!

<p>Its semi serious witha&nbsp; bit of humour flava - hope you like it.

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<p>Interesting is one word that springs to mind.

<p>A bit of a strange game really.

<p>Considering we are on a roll and have a cup final in a few weeks you wonder what some people had on their minds and need to be more responsible for their actions.

<p>Thankfully everyone involved did a decent enough job and we came away with our 3rd win in a row and and another nice 3 points which sees us get in reach of the teams above us with a good few games in hand.

<p>Nobody likes it when you start a game with 10 men when you know you should have 11, but we got our heads round it and started in a decent manner, however with one lone striker, namely The Finster it was hard to maintain possession early on, however when we did we played some ok stuff and created a few openings.

<p>When Stevo had sorted his nut out and got his socks on we picked up a bit and atarted to compete a bit more, but all in all i cant remember much of the first half as it was pretty pony tbh.

<p>I dont know if any of you boys noticed but i actually tipped a specualtive shot onto the bar with&nbsp;a fingertip midway through the half and after taking a kick from godfrey the fuckin loopy rasta i was up for weighing him in!

<p>So h.t we had a shake up and decided we were playing two bob stuff and we could easily roll this mob over if we stepped up a gear or 2.

<p>So we did just that, and within minutes we looked like we were gonna score.

<p>Finley was a man possessed and won more headers than Luca Toni playing against Milan u10's, Spagey later quoted he thought he was the incredible hulk in disguise&nbsp;as he held off two men with his powerful mickeys and the defender actually screamed in vain at the ref for a foul cos ciars was giving him the argey bargey! go on my son this is different gravy!

<p>Midway through the half versatile man mountain and missile Terrence Rhino Gordon aka Thierry Garden cut inside from the right flank and got onto a through ball and helped it onto Giles Grimandi the whippet of whitehawk&nbsp;Shephard who cooly lobbed the onrushing keeper with aplomb. Beautiful and deserved goal for a step up in gear - although it probably was only 1 gear it was all that was needed tbh.

<p>This put a bit more spring in our step and we looked for another to seal the deal.

<p>My Coyne was kicking as accurately as Jonny Wilkinson in Englands world cup win a few years back adn launched another missile forwards towards spagey via someone (?) the keeper went on a mad one off hsi line.

<p>Spagey delighfully lobbed the ball precisley over the keeper into the top corner from outside the box.

<p>Now these mugs were pony and Tony Campos Coyne was trying desperately to keep calm and a clean sheet for the boys. They created nothing except i think we had a world record amount of goal kicks.

<p>A hopeful ball forward was raced onto by godfrey the fuckin little rasta shitbag.

<p>Pad tried toshield the ball to me Coyney and to be fair i should have made it off my line to gather but the ball didnt carry through and he nipped in and lobbed it into the open net.

<p>This gave them a new lease of life plus the half hour with 10 men saw us tired and they&nbsp;had the ball for the last 15.

<p>They had a couple of chances but scuffed one wide and Coyneage got a hand to another.

<p>Right on the buzzer rastaman nearly fucked us&nbsp;when after a blatant foul the ref missed he had&nbsp;another chance to lob&nbsp;Coyneo but&nbsp;he didnt, haha, didnt deserve it and i think it was karma cos he was a knob all day long and i wudda&nbsp;cut his dreadlocks off&nbsp; had he scored the annoying pest.

<p>&nbsp;My summary is this: I think we struggle to get up for games against teams that are pretty average and no threat and ones who arent really too physical.

<p>We need to change this and get in a better state of mind before a game.

<p>Whatever it takes for us to get pumped up and up for it we need to do.

<p>Paul Mcrgath used to get his managers&nbsp;to punch him the chest double hard to get him angry before he goes on the pitch otherwise he wouldnt have the adrenalin to play well.

<p>Compare saturday to the hikers rest game to&nbsp;thsi game and it was UFC vs Netball!

<p>Well donw for the win - cant compalin about that, but have a think about that one.

<p>See you training wednesday - Make sure you bring some fire boys.

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