Stonefield Wanderers 2 vs 1 Headstone Rangers

<p>Much better this week lads 100% Match report coming by Carl Pullem

<p>Whether it was the pre-match chat about xhamster, my free cams and <br />animal porn, Chris Woods's competitive debut or roofy 'mourinho's' <br />warm-up that inspired the stones start to the game, it was one of the <br />best first 15's of the season. With a number of players going close <br />the breakthrough came on the 15 minute mark. Luke O'Brien got the ball <br />in the left hand corner of the park, made space for himself to deliver <br />in a lobbed cross for Chris Woods to cooly poke past the goalkeeper at <br />about waste height, 1-0 to the stones.<br />&nbsp;The away side headstone manor (still deludedly thinking their going <br />to win the league) then fought back and there was an even 5 minutes or <br />so, they may have even got a shot in... probably not though. More and <br />more pressure from stonefield and the second goal looked imminent. <br />Around the 35 minute mark a throw-in ended up at the feet of Danny <br />'un-co' King, arms flailing around like wings he skillfully turned his <br />man and tried to deliver a cross to the back post, or as he will tell <br />you, a lobbed shot into the far corner. The ball came from high up to <br />lob over the shell-shocked keeper and drop into the far corner of the <br />goal, Wanderers now well worth the 2 goal lead.<br />&nbsp;The game restarted and Headstone managed to keep possession for a <br />while, they worked a half chance shooting oppurtunity, the striker had <br />a very tame shot that mully thought he could easily deal with. Roofy <br />however, had other ideas.. his 'brave' block of the shot resulted in a <br />backward header that Javier Hernandez would have been proud of and the <br />ball flew straight into the top bin. The half was played out and <br />finished 2-1, the home side still upbeat with a good overall <br />performance.<br />&nbsp;The start to the second half was slightly cagey fo both sides, a few <br />half chances being calved out for either side. For Stonefield, Carl <br />Collins, really starting to boss the midfield, pulling the strings <br />made himself a shooting oppurtunity, and placed the ball beautifully <br />in seat 29 of row z. Headstone also had a few chances, a few good dead <br />ball oppurtunities being wasted. At around the 60 minute mark the <br />stones started to push forward again and won a string of corners, <br />these allowed Jake Wilson to find out how bad the Headstone marking <br />was and also start his romance with the woodwork as a header hit the <br />post and a shot the anglebar both from corners. The goalscorer Danny <br />King was replaced by Tony Hodge on the 65 minute mark.<br />&nbsp;The game was pretty even for the next 15 with chances occuring for <br />both sides, after a good cross was put in for Luke O'Brien to <br />challenge the ball dropped for Carl Pullem to have a swing with his <br />left foot, unfortunately it was a complete airshot, but then it <br />dropped to the favourable right foot,, still couldn't beat the keeper, <br />what a muppet. Headstone were also pushing forward with another good <br />ball of their own being put in, as the ball came over the defence <br />froze in shock, the Stonefield goalkeeper Mully had come out and <br />precisely plucked the ball out of the air catching it safely, he's <br />obviously learnt not to wear his gloves whilst buttering the toast on <br />a Sunday morning.<br />&nbsp;Oliver Kemp replaced Carl Pullem on the 75th minute. Stonefield <br />continued to push forward, with Carl Collins and Jake Wilson in <br />complete control of the midfield and another header from a corner by <br />Jake hit the crossbar. The Stones controlled the match until the 90 <br />minutes were up, another good home win. Roofy also had his first taker <br />in the shower as David 'Spunky' Chalk lived up to his name and stepped <br />in to the shower making his first step to becoming a real man by the <br />Stonefield Chairmans motto 'You ain't a man til you slept with a man'. <br />A good performance from the whole team with Carl Collins taking the <br />MOM award.<br /><br />