Hat-Trick For Crabby

<p class="p1">So a guest reporter this week lads, enjoy&hellip;&hellip;

<p class="p1">Well how do we start&hellip; A cold morning, STC vs Baltic.

<p class="p1">Team: Jordan little Scott Shaun Paul rob Gavin hooky medium Scott sheggs Crabbie and Lee up front.

<p class="p1">The game started off shockingly. Without the influential slim, who was in Holland picking daffodils for his dog Stan, it was boring. I think (errr that good ey) Crabbie scored his 1st within 10 minutes, strutting his stuff in his bright orange boots. Meanwhile. Little Scott must have watched Deano too much as he kicked the ball to the other team than his own.

<p class="p1">Crabbie then managed to score two more amazingly, the oppositions goal keeper must of been blind.. Sheggs scored and so did Gav (I can't see anyone or know where I am)

<p class="p1">Baltic scored a doubtful penalty with the sub ref givining it after he had finished texting his misses.

<p class="p1">Jordan pulled off some amazing saves and played well, but the worst player on the pitch was definitely little Scott, shocking. However, it was all good after as Shaun said we can have the clubs money to get pissed as it would save us money as slim was not there.

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<p class="p1">Sheggs raping rob, drunk hooky behind him and Bobs budgy smuggling grandad pants, dancing and Crabbie singing &lsquo;I have more goals than slim&rsquo; (although not yet in reality)&hellip; good day good laugh mom Paul crabb