Southletico FC vs Co-Op Dragons Reserves
10 - 3
03 October 2021 · Hampshire Cup
Home cup match played on 03 October 2021.
Kicked off at 10:45 AM
10-3
vs Co-Op Dragons Reserves
Home cup match
Part 2 of 4 with Coop Dragons, same kick off time, same venue yet something was different.
Dave didnt need to drive off for a poop but did almost get called to work. Like a soap opera with this guy, clayton was gone then here then gone then here. But we had a little thing like a Hampshire cup tie to contend with.
An attacking formation meant the defence had to actually work this week. Steve and Alfie put a decent shift in first half but Harry Hatherley fresh from a 2 week holiday in greece where he didnt drink or take drugs or take any ladies out on a ticket to hattrick town. (Im being led to believe he was studying his hazard perception for his driving test). Not only now can drive but scored a first half hattrick to out us 4-1 up.
Secon half kicked off and it was time.to rest some of our big guns and bring on some bigger ones Si got in on the action goal and assist. Ryan claimed an own goal and even John scored (maybe he has some end product after all) final score 10-3. Not what was even more criminal than us getting told off because the wind pushed rubbish on the pitch last week was Dave not getting a single motm vote. He has not only stopped trying to replace the whole team and killing them at half time and full time, he laid on 5 assists this week. Someone needs to have a word.
Gibbo also took a penalty of basically everyone and put it away for his first goal.
But for me the highlight for this week was Aaron joining back in the group chat. Well done lad it is the frontrunner for moment of the season.
Final score 10-3 to the mighty South
Goalscorers
Steve
Harry x3
Chad
John
Ryan
Clayton
Gibbo
Si
Shout out to the tap for providing food.
Shout out to everyone who didnt turn up for allowing me to eat that food and maintain my figure.