Match Report - AL'S BAR 1ST - 04 Jul 2021

Who would have though a nipper and an 80 year old up front tore the ass out of Als bar. Lucky to get 6 out of us as it was a make shift defence. Lino needs to go to specsavers as half of the decisions werent off side. That being said we deserved victory here like last week very unlucky. (Whoever booked the ref needs sacking) Neggy Nigel was a wonder in goal keep us in the game single handedly and also destrying the confidence of everyone within a 4 mile radius (not that the people in leigh park need help being negged). Wonder if he will ever find that lift to where he is going. At least it wont be to our games any time soon. Claytons freekick was the highlight although the keeper didnt seem ready and was probably the second oldest player on the pitch at 79. The end of the game came when the lino (we will call him cunty mccuntface) was called a cheat. He tried to headbutt Dave whilst waiting for support only to be greeted by Si. Everyone shit themselves and the game ended. This game had everything. Goals some shit defending, a goalkeeper who thinks he is god, we even had our new bench in full swing and was even sat on for 25 seconds. Downside is we lost a matchball so I would of given this a 7/10 but because of that it goes to a 6. Roll on Tuesday so the squad can get another game they been crying out for.(although they didnt realise how tough 2 games a week were and now dont want to play). We survived Leigh Park lets see if we can do it on a cold night in Gosport. Manager might be on time to this one.