paris ganja man vs Pork Vale
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27 September 2023 · Soccer Gods<br>Championship
Away league match played on 27 September 2023.
Kicked off at 8:20 PM
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vs paris ganja man
Away league match
It was a blustery night at the home of football, the predicted storm only arrived when pork took to the pitch and simply blew their opponents away in a lightening fast start
Following a speight of late cry-offs, the SD had little choice but to give 3 debuts and bring himself and cauliflower josh back into the squad
It's testament to the style of play, coaching and fitness of the players that a dominant 7-1 game ensued. The only disappointment was the poor turnout in the clubhouse, but that did mean plentiful chicken and chips for the stalwarts
Hamstring Gary 5 - had 2 things to save, could only save 1. Wanted the fat yeti to play upfront so we had 'pace' at the back - which is why he is in goal and nowhere near team selection or tactics
Cauliflower Josh 5 - a returning legend, and slotted straight back into his role of running around fairly blindly. One wonderful nutmeg, although that was on him
Desperate Jack 9.5 - first of our debutants and a m-o-m performance. Played centre half, and nothing went past him. Distribution can improve but difficult to remember how to kick the ball playing only your 2nd game in 6 years!
Prancing Neil 7 - our very own show pony pranced delightfully around the pitch and scored goal of the day with a deft lob over a stranded keeper. Tormented the oppo with his skills and vision, let down only by an attempted back pass that scored on the next pitch!
Ben the hobbit 8 - getting back to his diminutive best, albeit against poor opposition. Scored a hat-tricl, though all were wind-assisted so won't count in the end of season stats
Cal 8 - another debutant and another great find from the pork youth production line. Unlucky not to be m-o-m, bagging a couple and assisting 2 more. Equally lucky not to be booked, but we have unit not afraid to put himself in a bit late, bodes well for the future
Fat yeti 9 - a brief cameo, but biting tackles stopped a certain goal and then. Beautiful assist put one for the prancer on a plate
Kai 0 - loan player, ex-referee, can't be scored, though he was pretty good
Back in the clubhouse, a mountain of c&c were presented to the few attendees.
We waited for the professor to arrive to watch the cup draw, but he was delayed
Gylfi is looking for quick cash insurance claim, leaving his car door wide open in the car park, but no takers. Maybe needs to leave it outside the neston prowlers for a few mins, will get nicked there!
It was noted Jordan Pickford played despite his wife giving birth just the day before - questioning chicken Georges commitment
Onwards and upwards
SD