Tantobie Oak Tree V Arch ( League )

The Oak Tree v Oxhill Central (league)

Fun with Carter in the hot tub

Here we are amazingly at the end of October and we played our first ‘away’ league game of the season against the Oak Tree (who have just changed their name from The Ball Alley), its yet another bizarre year of going-on’s in the Consett and District Sunday League!  There was some doubt that today’s game would actually go ahead due to Saturday’s freakish snow storm. Donnelly the South Moor Messi obviously making amends from last weeks lateness turned up 9 minutes early. Joe Gill is brill finally made Facebook friends with Singe and Killa, poor Dangerous Davies is still unaccepted and doesn’t know what he’s done wrong, they used to be so close as well. Liam Jägermeister has facial scabies. Little Luke and Fisha were AWOL, apparently Luke was looking for wild cats and his Dad Dollar Tez was booking a family holiday to Egypt to visit the ancient pyramids. The butcher turned up to watch the game with a Boarder Collie dog and announced that Viduka has now left The Arch to go back to junior football. But in better news was the arrival of #WorstBoakes. It’s the first time he’s turned up for football since February. Bacci Barron Lister said he lost £40 in a cigarette deal. There were lots of dogs watching the game and lots of fights on the pitch. Mackem Metty the Stanley Bomber was the first into the action when one ruck kicked off that  involved Killa. Bonzo brown’s mam got angry when Bonzo got kicked for the 35thtime. Pee’s little toe got cold as he has a hole in his trainer, Carter didn’t get cold as he tucked his shorts into his socks. Elvis looks like Marv from Home Alone when he wears his Liverpool hat. This Liverpool hat was the only piece of clothing that he wore that wasn’t Arch leisure wear. Talking of hats Sensible Cap josh didn’t wear his sensible cap he wore a black dog poo bag. Tank Watson came to watch the game from the comfort of his Gypsy Transit Van, but the van wouldn’t start to Calver one touches brother had to give him a jump start, we all laughed. Some more fights happened on the pitch Liam Jägermeister go pushed to the ground, Dangerous Davies scored twice from 2 miss hit crosses and Joe Gill is brill got a header but the day belonged to Carter, he washed the strips and scored a last-minute winner (well it would have been a last minute winner if The Oak Tree didn’t score an equaliser in the last second of the game after a re-taken free kick to make the score 4.4). He won the meat draw, he won the key draw in the Central and spent all night at a hot tub party in his mansion. The only downside to him is he still hates his fish.

Some of the above are true made up stories.

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Regards

Singe

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