oxhill central f.c vs scotch arms
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17 March 2019 · harkness trophy
Home cup match played on 17 March 2019.
Kicked off at 10:30 AM
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vs scotch arms
Home cup match
Oxhill Central v The Scotch (Harkness Trophy 1st round)
Laughing dogs
After not having a game last week we were back in cup action against The Scotch in the Harness Trophy, there were only 7 cars lined up The Moor bank impatiently waiting for Cat Meat to turn up, so we could get into the school car park. None of this bothered Cat Meat as he announced that him and Selwyn have been asked to provide the half time entertainment when Sunderland play Barnet Town in the Kit Kat League. Selwyn is going to run around the pitch while Catty chases him, needless to say he was very excited telling us all about this amazing comedy routine. Anyway, enough of that we were glad that Carter finally made an appearance at football he said he’s been to busy to come this year as he’s been raffling off his BMW to earn some much-needed cash to pay off his Belgium trip and settle up his Arch training gear account. Someone who is missing is Killa, he’s still in a huff after Duffy 2 called him ‘a naughty name’ and apparently, he went to watch East Stanley today in the North West Durham Cup while wearing an Irish St Patricks Day bobble hat. The game kicked off in blustery conditions and we went a goal up after 12 seconds from a backheel from Gateshead Scott from Ouston. Gav played without any shin pads and Schindler our former player said he had half of Pee’s breakfast butty for his own breakfast. Duffy 1 brought a steel tape measure to the game and measured Carter. Carter stands at 5’10. Liam Jägermeister couldn’t play as he has a bad back from delivering pizza menus around Birtley so him and Duffy 2 took their dogs for a walk instead. Walking the dogs was more interesting than the game as we lost 4.1 and Little Luke got a red card for laughing. After the game the usual suspects diddled off to the changing room without helping to put the goals away this job was left to Ben the pro. Ben is a professional footballer who plays for Bradford City, he has no reason at all to help out with us. He does this because he cares I just wish a few more of The Arch lads cared a little bit more about this football club!
Some of the above are true made up stories.
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Singe
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