Arch V Consett Top Club (Jack Grigg Quarter Final)

Oxhill Central v The Top Club (Jack Grigg cup 2nd round)

Disney Dinosaur

Another cup game this time at home to The Top Club in the 2nd round of the Jack Grigg cup. Bonzo Brown turned up with no shoes or socks on his feet. He said Kyle Taylors dog had ate them. He then went and sat in the changing room on his own and talked to himself. The conversation then turned into a one about who has the smallest feet JP or Elvis? Elvis wore an Arch tracksuit, and Arch t-shirt, Arch socks, an Arch rain jacket and an Arch scarf. He’s desperate for a pair of Arch underpants. Some one who has new underpants is Chewy’s chancers Stanley’s best dressed man. He wasn’t at the game today, but we knew all about his new underpants as his brother The Stanley Ranger told us all the details. The Stanley Ranger wore a pair of wonky sunglasses and some new trainers that he bought from Windsor’s World of Shoes at Swallwell for £12.99. Cat Meat was a bit disappointed that they didn’t have steel toe caps in them and congratulations go out to Cat Meat who got to football on time for once and the doctor has announced that he’s now cured from ADHD and has come of his Ritalin prescription. Joe Gill is brill was late getting to the game as his dog had diarrhoea and he’s finally become Facebook friends with Dangerous Davies. Dangerous Davies lost his voice with shock and Safety Davies said he’s going to make everyone a leek pudding to celebrate. Some people have soup of the day we have leek of the week. Gav touched his willy after touching some Deep Heat cream and got burnt. The game kicked off and Bonzo Brown got substituted so he could have a sleep. In a better performance of late we triumphed 3.1 with a dodgy own goal that Kei claimed, Gateshead Scott from Ouston and substitute Gav with his first touch of the game getting the other goals. Back at The Arch we all laughed at Ben Seaknowt’s t-shirt that he bought from the Disney shop that made him look like a dinosaur. Joe Gill is brill went home early as he needed to dye his hair again to look more like Bezz and Andy Clarke the 80’s pop star got lost down South Moor.

Some of the above are true made up stories.

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