Consett The Barn V Oxhill Central (League)

Consett the barn Vs Oxhill Central (league)

Little black balls

Easter bank holiday weekend seen us away to the barn in the league on a very warm and sunny Sunday morning. The concern for Chewy’s chancers Stanley’s best dressed man has increased after he failed to turn up to his favourite karaoke on Thursday evening. Sheep stunk the changing rooms out at the stadium so no one could get changed while Andy clarke the 80s pop star was late because he was applying his factor 50. Sensible cap josh and Shola the engine turned up with a pack of sweets for cat meat. Hec the buffet slayer came to watch and has lost 3 stone he’s now renamed as Hec the buffet avoider. There were a lot of glazey eyes this morning as Gav, Bott, Kei and Bonzo all looked a bit worse for wear. Bott had been seen with a toilet on his head just hours before kickoff. Pounder kept shouting big words and confusing people but we started great with 2 early goals from Dangerous Davies and Gateshead Scott from Ouston. Another cracking goal from dangerous davies and a one from Dipton Dan from gateshead seen us head into half time 4-0 up. Nobby didn’t come to the match as he was in the clock beer garden. Duffy 1 had the munchies after he spent the night in monks kitchen, he then spent the full game looking in amazement at the little black balls on the muga. Duffy 2 (Mr attitude)spent the full game in the main stand by himself. The second half was as entertaining as the first where we came away 8-2 winners with Dipton Dan from Gateshead completing his hattrick, another goal from Gateshead Scott from Ouston and veteran Gav netting to round off a good win. Joe Gill is brill played the 2nd half with a water bottle in his hand to hide his new tattoo and little Luke wet everyone’s clothes with the shower. Back at the arch we decided we will start a summer golf team with ken the Barbie doll, Kei came dressed in his mother’s towel and most importantly chewy chancers Stanley’s best dressed man is alive and kicking as he made an appearance with an abundance of white chest hair on show. We then got very drunk and caused trouble on Facebook.

All of the above stories are true. #UTA

Sent from my iPhone

________________________________

This e-mail (including any attachments) is intended for a specific individual(s) and a specific purpose and may contain confidential information that is private, confidential or protected by the attorney-client or other privilege. If you received this e-mail in error, please immediately delete it from your system without copying it and notify the sender by reply e-mail so that our records can be corrected. Scholle IPN disclaims all warranties and liabilities, and assumes no responsibility for, viruses which may infect an email sent to you from Scholle IPN, and which damage your electronic systems or information. It is your responsibility to maintain virus detection systems to prevent damage to your electronic systems and information.