consett the barn vs oxhill central f.c
2 - 5
03 March 2019 · Jack grigg cup round 2
Away cup match played on 03 March 2019.
Kicked off at 10:30 AM
2-5
vs consett the barn
Away cup match
The Barn v Oxhill Central (Jack Grigg cup 2nd round)
Arse licker
This morning we made the journey up to Consett to face The Barn in the 1st round of the Jack Grigg cup at ‘the stadium’. Safety Davies couldn’t come to watch as he was selling some leek seeds and Pee turned up late but was looking a lot better than last week after he’d had a shave and freshened himself up. Sheep and Elvis flaunted some Consett AFC rules by standing in front of an access gate to the pitch and Cat Meat was left babysitting Bezz’s children which obviously didn’t end well as they both ran off and somehow ended up on a bus to Leadgate. Little Luke locked #WorstBoakes and Singe out of the changing room and then Little Luke hid everyone’s clothes. Andy Clark the 80’s pop star is still suffering from a night out that he had 3 weeks ago and has officially the worst ever hangover known to any man ever, his eyes have even turned red. Joe Gill is brill has ginger hair. Gav at 3 massive bags of Spicy Onion Rings which made his breath smell and we comfortably won the game 5.2 with 2 goals from Kei, and one each from Dangerous Davies, #WorstBoakes and Gateshead Scott from Ouston. Dangerous Davies took a strop and Bono Brown took a huff. Back at the Arch sensible cap Josh who is on leave from the army made everyone ‘neck off’ there drinks which we all did. Well apart from Little Luke who’s now a responsible grown up adult and Shola the engine who’s not a puppet or a muppet. We then ate 300 bags of crisps and had to put up with Duffy 2 send abusive text messages to the missing Killa and Matty. Duffy 2 was in a hotel in Heathrow and he called our 2 star players ‘arse lickers’. P.S does anyone know where the fuck Carter is?
Some of the above are true made up stories.
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Regards
Singe
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