Kebab Kings Succumb To Last Minute Winner From A Child

The game kicked off and one thing that can not be complained about is the weather, absolutely beautiful conditions. Kebab Kings started quickly pressing United All Starts lard arse in midfield. Kebab Kings played with intensity, playing quick football and forcing the oppositions into a mistake, which resulted in a penalty for the Kebab Kings. Gentle stepped up with confidence, and striked the ball with immense power, forcing the absolute wet wipe of a goalkeeper to turn away with fear. The Kebab Kings players were pleased to see a penalty hit the back of the net with their record with penalties being 2 misses out of 2. The half ended strong with a disallowed goal for United All Stars, ending 1-0 to Kebab Kings. However, Kebab Kings started slowly allowing the opposition to score a quick goal inside the first 5 minutes of the second half. Kebab Kings fought strong to the end, however it was clear due to the lack of subs and the intense heat, their gas tanks were starting to fail. The boys were starting to make some mistakes, until a prime Sam Allardyce Route One ball was sent through to Frosty who managed to control the ball well and flick on with a beautiful back heel into Gentle, who unfortunately was not able to find the back of the net, it was starting to feel like it just wasn't Kebab Kings day. Kebab Kings were clearing in the children's head with the two perm twins who resembled Thing 1 and Thing 2 from Cat in the Hat, started to get lippy to the boys, however in the last 30 seconds of the game Thing 1 managed to broke through the defence and despite being forced onto his weaker foot managed to cooly slip the ball in the back of the net. The boys felt robbed, they gave it their absolute all however it wasn't to be. The boys know United All Stars are their biggest rivals and are hungry for revenge next time out as well as bringing bacon for the piggy in the middle of the park next time we face United All Stars.