Man Down Kebab Kings Brilliantly Beat Aggressive BUFC

Overall a brilliant watch for the neutral. It was clear from the outset BUFC were not technically gifted at the beautiful game. Kebab Kings started fast with Jake Lawrence putting in a brilliant slide tackle clearance to the discomfort of BUFC’s striker. The caused a chaotic uproar from BUFC however the game quickly continued. Stevens broke through from defence feeding the ball to Gentle who calmly put Kebab Kings up 1-0 inside the first 5 minutes. This got underneath the skin of BUFC’s Striker who tried to start a mass brawl with Kebab Kings who just laughed in his face. Quickly a smart move from Gentle who intercepted a goal kick and netted his second for the evening. At this point BUFC’s striker started to fight his own goalkeeper and was sent to the sin bin for the rest of the half! The first half ended 3-0 to Kebab Kings with Davies managing to get on the score sheet. The second half began strongly for Kebab Kings with Stevens after a long 30 game drought finally netting his first league goal for his club. It was an emotional day for the fans and the players as one of the founding members of the club netted his first goal in style after a beautiful lay off from gentle. Kebab Kings were now cruising to victory toying with the opponents all whilst being a man down, quite remarkable it must be said! BUFC’s striker through a fit after the 4 goal went in and after unsuccessfully trying to start a fight with Gentle, Davies and Lawrence, he stormed off the pitch crying like a baby. Davies then managed with some very quick feet to wieve in and out of BUFC’s clearly fatigued back line, he was looking like Kai Havertz in the champions league final, before scuffing the finish, he’s clearly been watching to much Timo Werner! Gentle netted his third giving him a second hat trick two weeks running bringing his tally to 6 for the season so far! However BUFC’s striker was lurking on the edge of the box. He was finished he still had one target to potentially start a scrap with. The red blew the final whistle and as Stevens nutmegged one of BUFC fallen carcasses, the striker ran on outraged. He ran up looking like to Stevens and pushed him trying to start a fight. Stevens laughed at him to which the Striker attempted to throw the ball at him, in which he missed Stevens from 2m, it’s safe to say BUFC need a new striker as this one can get nothing on target! The game ended with BUFC’s striker threatening to stab the Victorious Kebab Kings boys in the car park. However when Kebab Kings showed up in the car park, the botty neek had fled. Overall a brilliant performance from the Kebab Kings boys who are currently unbeaten this season and move into 2nd in the table.