Match Report - YOU PETR CECH YOURSELF - 02 Apr 2019

Match Report

Next up infront of the steam train that is Gringos, was Petr Cech Yourself.

There was two changes from last week's 3-2 win. Top goalscorer Tedabayor was on International duty in Espania and JT was out with the shits again. Coming into the squad was Xavi Psaras for his competitive debut.

Well where do I start? The mighty Gringos won 11-0. So here's a highlights reel..

* Xabi Aleebo pulls off an outrageous maradona turn before burying it for 1-0.

* Legs absolutely pings one from distance for 2-0.

* Legs grabs another.. 3-0.

* Xabi Aleebo rifles another. 4-0.

* Half Time.

* A clever quick kick in from Kane was disposed by Legs for his hatty .

* Xabi Aleebo just humiliated opposition before grabbing his hatty .

* Kane gets in on the action with a lovely finish 7-0.

* Wagwaan jumps on the bandwagon for 8-0.

* Meatrovic pulls of a naughty little megnuts that would make brad bobley proud.

* Legs continues to send the opposition on holiday.

* The Spanish maestro Xavi makes it 9-0 with a megnuts goal.

* Kane shows his namesake Harry how it's done by adding his second. 10-0.

* Xabi Aleebo bangs in his forth and Gringos eleventh. 11 fucking 0.

So utter domination, the opponents Petr Cech themselves for STD's cus they fucked in the ass.

Goals: Lee 4, Callum 3, Kane 2, Mitch 1, Xavi 1

Assists: Lee 3, Legs 3, Mitch 2, Xavi 2, Kane 1.

MOTM: Legs.