RISE UP YOU MIGHTY RACE!!!!

<p>Not even the return of&nbsp;reefer addict &nbsp;and serial womaniser Marcus 'Chidsta' Garvey from his years in exile could overcome the odds stacked against the Business School&nbsp;today! Despite a fine performance by The BSFCs Shining Black Manhood it was not enough to prevent a 7-1 drubbing against the 11 men of Waterloo!<p>Arsene Hedges rallied his troops today with a Churchillian speech in tribute to the Few!! And for 30 minutes his 10 man Special Forces more than held their own creating several chances for their false number 9 Maestro Muzz to dribble his way through the Waterloo defence and get his shots away. The crowd held their breath as the Muzz man hit the post and so nearly took the lead. Further efforts from MOM Mark 'Flashman' Harrison saw the Business look the more likely for 30 minutes. The Angel of Death Mark Farage so quick to take Wallaces place in goal was just as quick to save on the edge of the box with his ample frame. But Mr Bumble the Bumbling Boy Brady let the ball slip under his feet and Waterloo went 1-0 up! Another goal followed to make it half time BUSINESS 0 - WATERLOO 2!! <p>In the second half the more pressure Waterloo's extra man put the Business under the harder the Economists fought. At one point Muzza Murray took on 6 Waterloo players and bypassed all 6 with consummate ease! Ashley Kay a man devoid of all spinal fluid and&nbsp;claiming invalidity benefit defied the DSS snoopers to&nbsp;scavenge and scrap for every ball! Harrison did what he did best and cracked some skulls and McLean ran the width of the pitch time and time again to make last ditch saving tackles!! As their leader Harry Hedges was&nbsp; down and out without his zimmer, Ash Kay&nbsp;sounded the old Anglo-Saxon battlecry ' Thought shall be the Harder, Hearts shall be the Keener, Minds shall be the Stronger, as our Strength Diminshes' And so the Business fought on to&nbsp;a man&nbsp;and were repaid for their efforts as another fine Muzz effort came off the post and was slotted home by Veteran Kay!! BUSINESS 1 - WATERLOO 4!! Paul Brady took a slap in the face from Roger De Coursey and Nookie Bear and Ashley Kay took a ball to the crown jewels! The tackles flew in from Gunther but San 'Kiki' Miguel gave Waterloo two free kicks and a pen that gave Farage no chance!! The 10 men of BSFC walked off the pitch with heads held high as they gave everything for the cause!! FINAL SCORE - BUSINESS 1 - WATERLOO 7 !!!<p>WALLACE RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL AFTER BEING INJECTED WITH MASSIVE DOSE OF INSULIN BY MYSTERY ASSAILANT!!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MCLEAN REVEALS HES A SECRET LEMONADE DRINKER!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; HEDGES ON THE WAITING LIST FOR A GO GO &nbsp;ELITE TRAVELLER 3 MOBILITY SCOOTER!!! FARAGE ADMITS TO PRISON CORRESPONDENCE WITH BEVERLEY ALLITT!!!