Waterloo vs Business School F.C.
8 - 0
05 June 2021 · The Bushell Cup
Away cup match played on 05 June 2021.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM
8-0
vs Waterloo
Away cup match
Interviewed post match after an 8 nil Thriller in the semi final of the Bushell Cup, stand in Captain Whacko Jacko Naylor responded by saying, 'Kiss my Bad Self MOTHERFUCKERS Cha' mon!!!!
The first 20 minutes saw the Business holding their own as Ellison rockets found Roberts large head! Murray, Ashley, Doherty and Bibs fought hard to keep the Waterloo players in check. But a breakaway goal and a shot through Ellison legs made it 2 nil to the Whites. The Economists battled valiantly but struggled to support Roberts up front! 2 more goals followed to make it HALF TIME: WATERLOO 4 BUSINESS SCHOOL 0!!!
AS THE BATTLE GREW THE HARDER THE HEARTS FOUGHT THE STRONGER!!! The ever willing Romanian refugee rescue puppy that is Kieran Doyle, went up front at half time and ran himself into the ground full steam like a runaway train. And Bibby, Murray and Naylor harried the opposition and went on willing runs. Catchpole and Peach came on at the heart of defence in a ever changing back 3.Two more goals for Waterloo did nothing to lessen Economist
fervour and with 15 minutes to go Arsene Hedges in his last throw of the dice threw on The Dream Team of Lionel Larko and Sergio Naylor!! The workshy Bootle Fop gave the best cameo performance since Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now turning 3 players inside out with his dingus swinging free, before delivering a perfect cross to the head of Barney Rubble!! Naylor Snr rose like DCL but saw his header saved by the keeper in The BSFC only shit on target!! The crowd went wild and lambasted The Manager for not starting the dynamic duo from the start. A world class save by the Pink Hunk of Burning Manhood was followed by 2 more Waterloo goals as the ref blew the final whistle!!
FULL TIME: WATERLOO 8 BUSINESS SCHOOL 0!!!
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