Waterloo vs Business School F.C.
2 - 3
07 December 2019 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 07 December 2019.
Kicked off at 2:00 PM
2-3
vs Waterloo
Away league match
Kris 'Balsa Boy' Farrell overcame a plethera of past injuries today to send Waterloo on a one way ticket to Palookaville!! Broken tibs, fibs and even a broken arsebone couldn't stop the Penny Lane Prizefighter from knocking his opponent to the canvas with a last gasp sucker punch!! Goodnight Vienna!!
Before the game Head Coach Hedgeys heed fell off as Arbuckle Gunther demonstrated the new technology of making phone calls through a music speaker!! REBEL AGAINST THE FUTURE!!! Further chaos ensued as mascot Martin Larkin hid the player managers boots for the good of the team and the Economists started the game with 9 men! Upfront Fat Boy Regan was sweating more profusely than Prince Andrew after a night out at Spearmint Rhinos! And strike partner Swampys passion and pride were infecting his teammates like a virulent case of genital warts! The Economists pummeled their opposite number and a sliderule pass from managers favourite Gary Bibs fed Richie Rich to turn and slot past the Waterloos keeper. BUSINESS 1 WATERLOO 0!! Swampy Richman then proceeded to kick the Waterloo centre backs nose off before Bibbybibstabibs sidetracked the keeper to make it 2 - 0 to the BUSINESS!! You're never more vulnerable than after you score a goal so Hedges brought himself on for two 3 minute spells to shore up midfield! 'A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing!' in defence Chiddy Okpala was reaping the benefits of his lean mean George Foreman grilling machine and Michael' Gunga' Din was making his own personal comeback at right back! Just before the break a rare mistake from the stand in keeper Krazeee Legs Krane let Waterloo back into the game!
HALF TIME: BUSINESS 2 WATERLOO 1!
In the 2nd half Paul 'Muzza' Murray turned up on his white horse to add a touch of finesse alongside the heartbeat of the Business School midfield Liam P. T. Ashley. Waterloo began to apply pressure which paid off with an equaliser in the 61st minute. GAME ON!! Which made victory when it came with 3 minutes till full time all the sweeter! Farell skipped past Bibsta collected his pass and slotted beautifully into the bottom left corner. Lights oot for the Lilywhites!!
FULL TIME BUSINESS 3 WATERLOO 2!!
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