Business School F.C. vs SFX BUMMER BOYS!
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20 November 2021 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Home league match played on 20 November 2021.
Kicked off at 2:00 PM
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vs SFX BUMMER BOYS!
Home league match
The Manager channelled his inner Mickey Rourke today as the SFX milksops cried for their mommas teat after every challenge! Before the game The Business School Supremo said 'I'm an old broken down piece of meat. I don't hear as good as I used to, I ain't as pretty as I once was, but I'm still here! I'm the HEDGEMEISTER!!!!
Man of the Match Marty Larkin began the game like the Flying Scotsman spraying an inch perfect pass from one side of the pitch to the other. He twisted and turned his marker time and again finding his way down to the corner flag and crossing into the box to create gilt edged chances that should have struck gold! Gary Bibs rose to meet the ball but had taken Hunters Visualisation Course too literally, and imagined the ball in the back of the net before forgeting to head it! Hunter came the closest he will ever get to opening his account but the tennis nonce was kept out by the keeper! Clag and Hodder were breaking in new boots at a combined age of 104 as Apple Hodder struggled to play in his purple wind tent! Yet again the Business edged the first half but came in 1 nil down but not down and out!
HALF TIME: BSFC 0 SFX 1!!
The milquetoast maroons scored a 2nd goal after 3 minutes of the restart and the Clagsta pulled up with gout!! Enter Randy the Ram Hedges who went toe to toe with the SFX number 10 spawned in an unholy union between his mother and brother! A tough challenge by Bibs led to a pen and the lilacs found themselves 3 goals to the bad! Ellison excelled as is his want and pulled off 2 double saves to deny maroons further. J.C. worked his way down the wing and put a beautiful ball onto LiLi's head to see it go wide. Ashley bullied the young boys off the ball and fed Hunter down the right. His cross to the back post found Dougherty who pounced to score a well deserved goal!
FINAL SCORE: BSFC 1 SODOMITES 3!!!
STOP PRESS :
WYNSORS WORLD OF SHOES REFUSE REFUND ON CLAGSTAS NEW BOOTS!! !
APPLE HODDER GETS FACE TATTOO 'ONCE I WAS GOOD'!!
DOUGHERTY SETS UP WEBSITE #ALL REFS ARE CUNTS!!