SFX vs Business School F.C.
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05 April 2022 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 05 April 2022.
Kicked off at 6:30 PM
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vs SFX
Away league match
Sweet Georgie Roper smited the Xavarien Sodomites last night and silenced the critics who labelled him a FUGLY footballer! 4 goals in 3 games saw him gain the Economists first Victory of the season and The John West Line Pole Tuna in Natural Spring Water, Man of the Match Award!!
The BSFC started the match as they meant to go on dominating possession through Karlo 'The Haymaker' Pirlo'. Up top George Roper chased the defenders down like a Mad March Hare on MDMA! As per their
M. O. the little bummer boys of SFX moaned and bitched their way through the game. Comfortable control of the game was only punctuated by an uncharacteristic mistake by the Face of Grinder Joe Hart Ellison. Las Economista laughed in the face of this early setback as 15 minutes later Georgie boy Roper slotted into the bottom right from inside the box and celebrated Gangnam STYLEE!
HALF TIME: SODS 1 BSFC 1!!
In the 2nd half The Merseyside Ripper Callum Murray came into his own linking up play between midfield and attack as the Business turned the screw. Will Ellison hit a Pat Jennings box to box special as his long kick was headed backwards and bounced over the maroon Keepers heed!! SFX 1 BSFC 2!! Then the Plymouth Pistelero put the game out of reach of the Woolton boy bandits as he gave the keeper snake eyes and slotted home his brace!! A rear guard action by Hodder, Ashley and Naylor repelled late pressure as xaverians delusional wannabe Zidane tried to walk the ball through the whole business school team in an embarrassing display of kindergarten fussball! The game came to its natural conclusion but not before Karlo Pirlo surgically removed the SFX right wingers left leg from the knee down!!
FINAL SCORE: SFX 1 THE MIGHTY BUSINESS SCHOOL 3!!!
STOP PRESS:
GEORGE ROPER SAYS EAT JOHN WEST TUNA 3 TIMES A WEEK AS PART OF A HEALTHY DIET AND YOU TOO COULD PASS THE BALL LIKE ME!!
CONCUSSION VICTIM KARLO PIRLO RANDOM STOPPED BY POLICE ON WAY HOME AND ARRESTED AFTER GIVING HIS NAME AS GARY GLITTER!!!
CALLUM MURRAY DENIES HE'S BOY X IN COURT TRANSCRIPTS OF MUSIC TEACHER CAUGHT FELLATING YOUNG CHORISTER IN THE SFX CHAPEL !!!