Business School F.C. vs River
0 - 2
18 February 2023 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Home league match played on 18 February 2023.
Kicked off at 1:15 PM
0-2
vs River
Home league match
Harry Trumpet hit the high notes today with a virtuoso Man of the Match display at the Walton open air Arena!! He Beboped his way round the opposition and got the crowd on their feet with his laid back hip Cool Jazz performance ! Boy that Hep Cat sure can play Daddyo!! Jazzzzzz!! Niceeeeee!!
The new look Business School FC featured 2/3 rds of the Bosnian refugee Lamb Triplets and a back four made of Kryptonite!! Harry 'The Thinking Woman's Crumpet' orchestrated his revolutionary split strike strategy to play the ball out the back that hit the Manager like a diamond bullet between the eyes! Arsene Hedges started the game then disappeared within 7 minutes like the dead tramps body in Operation Mincemeat! The Man Who Never Was!! 'I was never really here!' said the gaffer post match! Nurse Ratchett came on in his place to go right back and Thomas the Tank engine sidled into midfield like an asthmatic ant carrying heavy shopping!! The Business spent most of the first half relinquishing possession but the Lamb Boys ran tirelessly to shut down and Ashley and Blackshore matched Rivers midfield tackle for tackle! The greatest rear guard action since Dunkerque saw Harry 'The Satchmo' Trumpet pull off an impossible clearance off the line!!
HALF TIME: RIVER 0 BSFC 0
In the second half an early penalty was awarded as Brad 'The Face of Jacamo' Blackshore simply tried to protect his modelling contract! 1 Nil RIVER!! Then a long range strike and it was 2 Nil!! But the Economists never give up as Blue Rinse Nanna Larkin and Skywalker Naylor came on to play some lovely rhythms down the wings!! Blackshore turned on a sixpence in the box and should've scored. Then Orphan Georgie Roper chased a ball down in the box and a certain goal was begging but he hit it straight into the Keepers corbeille au pain!!!
FULL TIME: RIVER 2 BSFC 0!!
STOP PRESS:
HARRY CRUMPET TO SHAVE HIS PLUMS FOR CHARITY!!!
GEORGIE ROPER CRIES 'WHY DID MUMMY NOT WANT ME? '
ARSENE HEDGES SPEAKS : 'LONGEVITY HAS IT'S PLACE! AND I HAVE SEEN THE PROMISED LAND! I MAY NOT GET THERE WITH YOU! BUT WE AS A PEOPLE WILL REACH THE PROMISED LAND MY FRIENDS!'