Rhein vs Business School F.C.
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22 May 2021 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 22 May 2021.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM
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vs Rhein
Away league match
He's the Hero Garston City Deserves!! The Caped Crusader turned Business School saviour today as he won the battle of the man buns and snuffed out Rheins Joker numero ninety nine!! Speaking after the game Bruce Forster said "As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be ignored, I can be destroyed. But as a symbol... As a symbol I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting!!!
I am vengeance. I am the night.
I am BATMAN!!!"
Ellisons kicking went stratospheric today at the Stadio de Eccles as the Business School set out their stall to play like Morecambe FC. They parked the whole trolleybus and hit the light blues on the break! They bullied and harrased right from the start as 99 was fouled on 45 seconds. Schurle was on fire down the left wing and was picked out by Richman after an Ashley flick on. The keeper came out but Schurle slotted right past and Hedges had a full blown Joygasm on the Business touchline! BUSINESS 1.RHEIN 0!! Doherty does what Doherty does best wrestling 99 to the floor and receiving an elbow to the head for his trouble. Withoot Callum Huther there to egg him on the Halewood Haystack just about kept his cool. But Ritchie Rich battling up front on his own had his shirt pulled, a ball to the face and a red bloody nose!! A potty mouth tirade followed tha would hev made Rosemary West blush and he was sent for 10 minutes to the LOBALs naughty step !! 2 well taken shots from Schurle were saved by the keeper and at the other end Mr Pink made a great save to keep the Economists ahead!
HALF TIME: BUSINESS 1. RHEIN O!!!
The 2nd half saw Business School domination continue as Bibby and Doherty broke up Rhein play! Doyle fresh from setting Swansea police cars ablaze came on for Murray and Joshua David's for Birketts spazzie ankle. As the task got the harder the Business fought the greater. Arsene Hedges rinsed every ounce of sweat out of Schurle as he left the pitch in a lather like an oversexed stallion put out to stud!! An Ashley strike was parried by the keeper and the Richman rebound was saved too. Then Rhein hit the bar in added time but couldn't break through the BSFC beef curtains!!
FULL TIME: BUSINESS 1.RHEIN 0!!!
STOP PRESS:
TRADING STANDARDS CATCH MURPHY SELLING HAKE LABELLED COD!!!
LARKIN FLOGS SCOOTER FOR MAGIC MUSHSHROOMS!!
MRS SCHURLE TELLS GIMP SPOUSE GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!!!