Old Caths vs Business School F.C.
4 - 1
12 September 2020 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 12 September 2020.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM
4-1
vs Old Caths
Away league match
Today at the Shankley Ground, Gary 'Bibsta' Bibs laughed in the face of his managers put down tha he was a pale imitation of the pasty faced Ginga! He took his words, urinated on them and rammed them up the Managers hoop like a Scrabble based enema!
60 seconds from kick off Democracy in Action led to a Mano e Mano marking fiasco as Old Caths took the lead from their first corner! HA HA HA said La Economists we laugh at your 1 goal lead! We don't submit we don't back down we are the Mighty Business Men! In centre mid Gary Bibs was playing like a man half possessed. It was like watching the wrestling with your nan on a Saturday afternoon as Bibs bodyslammed a man twice his size in a Mick McManus masterclass! Little Timmy Timpson had also been on the raw meat and fought his way down the wing to deliver a deluge of crosses. Roberto's understudy Jakey Naylor rose highest and Rich Richman tapped in the knockdown to make it all square. OLD CATHS 1 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 1. Never before had the School played with such Fire and Threat!! They outfought, outtackled, outmuscled and outplayed their opponents! Joe Birkett the Thinking Man's Libero gave Hedges a semi as he waltzed past 3 players and laid the ball into feet! Interpassing took the game to the next level and the crowd could smell the Creation of Goal! Anotha Timms cross into the box saw Ritchie Rich barge the ball over the line! Papa Richman invaded the pitch with tears of pride on his face only for Ref Reeves to break Business hearts!
HALF TIME - OLD CATHS 1 BUSINESS SCHOOL 1!
Chuddy and Edgar came on at half time and gave steadfast performances in the Business back line! Digga Dinn switched to left back to help his banana boots keep the match ball in play! Mad Dog Doherty savaged the Caths as Harts Howitzers peppered their box. A shot off the bar found Timms by the post but he couldn't turn it inside for a goal. Bibs took 3 corners in quick succession but the net didn't bulge! The Economists had ran out of steam as Caths fitness kicked in. Joe Hart pulled of a world class save from point blank to cap an almost faultless display!! But 3 goals followed to mek it 4-1 in a game of mer chances and more possession for the gallant losers of the BSFC!!
FINAL SCORE: OLD CATHS 4 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 1!!
STOP PRESS:
HEDGES CRUSHES DEMOCRACY TO BRING BACK THE ZONAL!!!
CAPT RICH TO BRING IN CLUB FINES FOR THE TARDY AND TRAMPS!!
MRS BIBBY COOKS DADDY HIS FAVOURITE DESSERT!!!