Business School F.C. vs MSB Woolton
3 - 4
30 October 2021 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Home league match played on 30 October 2021.
Kicked off at 3:00 PM
3-4
vs MSB Woolton
Home league match
Donnie Darko's alter ego Paul Murray put aside his Halloween mask today to inspire his teammates to the greatest comeback since boogeyman Michael Myers survived a multiple shooting to wreak havoc on a teenage sorority house of chastity pledge virgins!!!
Keagan football saw the 3 pronged attack of Naylor, Hunter and Sir Steven of Savile end up in the Woolton box. A Naylor shot had it gone in could've put the Business ahead for the first time all season and the whole course of History could have been very different. A Savile toe poke went wildly over the bar and yet again profligacy set us on the path to a self fulfilling prophecy!!
The Limeys met a cross at the back post, 1-0 HSBC !! Then Number 17 dispelled the myth that there is no such thing as a Gruffalo and it was 2 nil Limeys!!! Articulated Lorry Almond's shoulder popped oot and was replaced by Monster Truck Marty!! In defence Birkett went walkabout leaving Jaffa Cake Kev and Little Tommy Murray from Tipperary dragged from pillar to post! 2 breakaway goals from the MFI's Edison Cavani made it HALF TIME : BSFC 0 - SNOTTY'S 4!!!!
The break saw Chairman Mao Let a 1000 Flowers Bloom and encourage healthy debate about the future soul of the club!! And then everyone agreed Comrade Mao was right all along and his 3 4 3 led to the Economistas 2nd coming!! King Kong Karl Dougherty was back on to crush all before him and chip balls over the top for Jinky Jake Naylor to run onto. Jake boy Three passed the ball sideways and Stevie boy Savile slotted in from close range 4 - 1!! Then the little drummer boy was attacked by the keeper and up stepped Top Scorer Roberto to ram home the penalty! 4 - 2!! Another goalmouth scramble and Birkett poked home and the comeback was almost complete!! 4 - 3!!! Little Stevie Savile
shot off for jelly, ice cream and naked pin the Tail on the Donkey! and the manager made a triple substitution bringing on Mainwaring, Wilson and Pike!! Untold pressure by The Violet Femmes led to an Ashley strike hit high and Larkin breaking clear to see his shot tipped over the bar by the keeper! Naylor Snr fell over and was flailing about like a halibut on the deck of a North Sea trawler gasping for its last breath! Business School risk taking led to a last minute opposition goal!
FINAL SCORE: BUSINESS 3 - MSB 5!!!
STOP PRESS :
MARTIN LARKIN ADMITS RUNNING PEOPLE TRAFFICING OPERATION ON BEHALF OF UBER EATS!!!
PAUL MURRAY ADMITS TO FATHERING LITTLE TOMMY LOUGHRAN WHEN ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!
STEVIE SAVILE ARRESTED AFTER SPIKING FIZZY POP WITH ROHYPNOL AT CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!