Business School F.C. vs MSB Woolton
4 - 0
05 December 2020 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Home league match played on 05 December 2020.
Kicked off at 1:30 PM
4-0
vs MSB Woolton
Home league match
A Pwllheli Penitentiary Prisonbreak today saw Liam Ashley swap his jail stripes for the red and black stripes of the Business School as he inspired his teammates to Victory ! He put the endless nights of rough sodomy behind him and vowed to get busy living or get busy dying!! Some birds aren't meant to be caged and today Ashley soared higher than a Puccini Operetta !!
The Manager channelled his inner Kevin Keegan as he brought his 3 4 3 formation to the Mersey Road Arena!!! Michael Digga Din wanked himself silly as the 3 4 3 transformed into a 3 6 1 like the Autobot Bumblebee becoming a car!! The BSFC started brightly as energetic runs from the Welsh Wing Wizard and the New Forest Pony fed Richman and Ashley on the edge of the box! The Hedges-Larkin patented HI-LINE INC. worked a treat as the Triumvirate of Timms, Birkett and Johnson repelled all interlopers at the border!! In the nets Ellison was protected like a foetus in the warmth of its mothers amniotic sac!! The Economists should have taken the lead but were profligate in attack. Murray and Richman both hit over the bar and Andre Schurle had a fight with the goalpost and came off second best!!!
HALF TIME: BUSINESS SCHOOL 0 - WOOLTON 0!!!
In the 2nd half Las ECONOMISTAS turned the screw and played almost the whole 45 minutes in the opposition half. Birkett played the ball out the back with aplomb and Murray and Ashley began to orchestrate play. Muzza shrugged off multiple hands all over his nubile body and passed the ball like a Love Supreme. Ashley was inspired and sprayed the ball round the pitch like an earlyJackson Pollock!! On 58 minutes the new slimline Swampy finally broke the deadlock as he ran in on goal and chipped the keeper. BUSINESS 1- MSB 0!!! His second was a sublime team goal as Ashley fed Schurle at the corner flag. Andre stopped to clean his glasses and then fed a perfect pass for Ritchie Rich to angle his side foot shot in off the bottom of the post! BUSINESS 2 - MSB 0!!! The BSFC smelt blood as the Managers finishers came on to tighten their grip! Murphy filled in seamlessly for Timms and Din came on to launch satellites into space before fisticuffs flew with The MSB Line. Catchpole filled in for Bibs and nearly scored from a clever Richman free kick tha he just failed to meet. Ashley then capped his MoM display with a sidestep and slot home to make it 3 - 0!!! Farrell and Roberts came on for last 10 and The Biscuit King Roberts got his customary goal to put the game to bed with a well deserved win !!
FULL TIME: BUSINESS SCHOOL 4 - MSB WOOLTON 0!!!
STOP PRESS:
RICHMAN IN THERAPY AFTER BEING BRANDED A 'CREEP'!!!
ROBERTS CHOOSES RICH TEA OVER A CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVE!!!
LARKIN HAS ORCHIDECTOMY AFTER BALL HITS HIS PLUMS!!!!