Business School F.C. vs MSB
3 - 2
20 April 2022 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Home league match played on 20 April 2022.
Kicked off at 6:30 PM
3-2
vs MSB
Home league match
After going down to ten men, Karlo 'The Haymaker' Pirlo dragged his teammates off the canvas to galvanise Las Economists to fight till the last bell. The BSFC soaked up the pressure in a rope a dope fashion only to see Pirlo Snr score the knockout blow with a virtuoso goal that left MSB out for the count and clutching for their gumshield!
Will Ellison launched more satellites into space tonight than Elon Musk! His target was the Forest Gump of amateur football, the white Dwight Gayle, young Georgie Roper. Like a hamster on a wheel he kept on running till an Ellison bomb found him in the box to slot hard and low. BSFC 1 MSB 0! In defence Ellison was at his imperious best to keep out the lime greens and centre back Apple Hodder passed incisively into midfield. Joe Page played some great balls down the right and linked play with attack. Roper, like a crack whore with no teeth who still gives good head, scored his brace to make him Top Goalscorer for the Season with 6 goals in 4 games!
HALF TIME: BSFC 2 MSB O!!
At half time, Johnny Jackson was subbed for crimes against fashion and on came Hedges, Elliot and Bibby Funkmaster Funk! But on 58 minutes a foul by the neon green number 8 saw Garriock see red after being branded a 'Sithiche'! (Scots Gaelic for Fairy!) The Business were down to 10 men! The baying crowd demanded a change and Hedges elan was sacrificed on the Altar of War!!! . Half Geordie blood Murray came on and was his mercurial best, dribbling round players and playing deft touch. A mix up between Hodder and Ellison saw MSB pull one back. Then a world class save by Will E. was seized on from the rebound and the snot greens drew level. BSFC 2 MSB 2!! Dougherty kept the Visigoth Grock at bay as Bibby and Naylor showed character and resilience to play out of position. Then Karlo Pirlo like Fred Astair putting on the Ritz, shimmied his way past 3 players down the left wing, sashaed inside and curled a wonder goal into the top corner!!!!! Karlo celebrated like rap star Krazee Eyes Killer and the crowd were on the pitch!! Relegation has never been this Sexy! Hedges wanted to rub his body up against everybody! MSB were down and the towel was thrown in!!! Business School Rise like a Phoenix from the Ashes!!
FULL TIME: BSFC 3 MSB 2!!!
STOP PRESS!!!
ROPERS LAWYER STATES HIS CLIENT HAS NEVER TOOK CRACK AND HAS ALL HIS OWN TEETH!!!
KARL HAY SAYS, 'I AM THE ASTRONAUT OF FOOTBALL. PELE AND ZIDANE WERE JUST JET PILOTS. IAM THE GREATEST!! '
ARSENE HEDGES CLAIMS,' MY TRUE IMPACT ON THE GAME OF FOOTBALL WILL ONLY BE REALISED AFTER MY DEATH! I DID IT MY WAY!!'