Business School F.C. vs Mersey Harps
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23 October 2021 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Home league match played on 23 October 2021.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM
2-3
vs Mersey Harps
Home league match
Jimmy Savilles secret love child wee Stevie Forster , came out of hiding today to score the goal of the season for the Business and silence the boo boys who said the apple doesn't fall far from the tree! But alas his wonder strike was not enough to help Las Economistas win the game!
Arsene Hedges revolutionised the game of football yet again today with his new 3 3 4 formation which included new signing Gladiators very own Hunter up front ! The Hunter was starting his first game of football for ten years and looked happier than when he was last seen hanging oot the back of Ulri-kakaka Johnsons wrinkly blirt! The game began with Ellisons bombs dropping to the BSFC SAS Messrs Roberts Bibs Hunter and Forster. Business pressure mounted and Forster joined the party with his mortar bomb throw-ins! Roberts blasted wide and Forster was denied by the keeper! At the back Tubby Brewster Huther was marshaling his defence like General Montgomery at El Alamein. Naylor jnr was his usual solid self but Ryan Shawcross was playing like Daniel Day Lewis in My Left Foot, only less accomplished! Failure to clear the ball thrice times led to Murray taking the managers 1 touch football to extremes as he laid the Harps in for he opening goal! But the Business were dominating the game and further pressure ended in a scrappy equaliser for evergreen Kevey Carlisle! With seconds on the clock the Gaelic immigrants took the lead again to leave it:
HALF TIME: BUSINESS 1 MERSEY HARPS 2!!!
The second half began like the first. Ashley and Dougherty turned the screw and Bibby released Hunter down the wing. But a Harps free kick was executed perfectly to leave Ellison no chance and the Emerald Isle ex pats partied like St Paddy's Day!!
Business 1 Harps 3!! But the Business School never know when to lie down and got back into the game with a Forster rocket into the top of the net!! The crowd went wild and all thoughts of little Stevie being fingered by Uncle Jim were cast aside! In the final minutes keeper Ellison went up for corners but to no avail!!
FINAL SCORE : BUSINESS 2 MERSEY HARPS 3!!
STOP PRESS!!
STE FORSTER UNCOVERS BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO FIND PLACE OF BIRTH RECORED AS STOKE MANDEVILLE HOSPITAL!!!
PAUL MURRAY TO FLAGELLATE HIMSELF IN ST FRANCIS XAVIER CHAPEL AFTER BACK PASS HOWLER!!!
ARSENE HEDGES VOTED WOMEN'S INSTITUTES FAT FIGHTER OF THE MONTH!!!