Lord Derby vs Business School F.C.
3 - 0
09 October 2021 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 09 October 2021.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM
3-0
vs Lord Derby
Away league match
The Business School looking resplendent in Imperial Purple lost 3 - 0 against Internationale Derby today but won the catwalk stakes hands down! Scouse milf wags hollered as new signing Luke Nelson strutted his stuff in Kylie hotpants that drew all onlookers to his incredible bulge!! But even Big Lukeys surprise package couldn't stop Lord Derby wrapping up the 3 points!!
The first half saw a confident start from Las Economistas as Timms and Junior Naylor snuffed out The Derby's attack rendering them as useless as a flacid Johnson flailing about inside a big girls clacka!! In midfield the baby faced assassin Joe Birkett found acres of space on the Riverside Prairie and Ashley and Nelson worked hard to shut down their opposition counterparts. Wakeman played his simple passing game out from the back and willing runner Gary Bibs paraded down the right wing. A series of 1 touch passes saw Ashley come in from the byline but couldn't convert. Clag Senior on the left was playing like a man pumped full of steroids, turned his marker inside out! Then a through ball to Ms Larkin saw her snatch at a shot and economist pressure and the first period came to an end!
HALF TIME: LORD DERBY 0 - BSFC 0!!!
At half time Arsene Hedges may have overstated the case for Joey 'Permatan' Birkett to run the game. Little Joey Deacon crumbled under the pressure and failed the audition. Mr Pink Will Ellison made an uncharateristic mistake and the Derby capitalised to make it 1-0!! The walking wounded Kev Roberts was replaced before his calf went pop with the enlarged prostate of Steve Schurle Forster. . But tired legs and overhit passes failed to break the blues down and 2 late goals followed before the ref blew his whistle!
FINAL SCORE: LORD DERBY 3 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 0!!!
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