CURSE OF THE ASSESSOR !!!!!

<p>The Business schools never ending story continued today as the Lesbian Vampire Killers won 4-2 encapsulating the tale of the season for the Economista Warriors!!<p>Jazzie Jez and his Soul Train reffed the game today like a pro giving no quarter for offsides or Harrison's thalidomide handball! Looking on was the Assessor of the Dark Arts, Big Phil Eckersley from Billinge ticking boxes&nbsp;while tucking into his BabbiesYed pudding! The Business School bossed the game from the start with Din and Gunther snuffing out the threat from the Shah of Iran's half blood prince Ali-Reza Pahlavi! Weight Watchers Mr January, Simon Naylor twisted his opponent inside oot and pulled off the slidey of the decade as the Business defence looked as solid as in the Walters Days of Old!! At right back Calamity McLean was paying homage to Elton John and his partner David Furnish with his rendition of 'Rocket Man'. Bibby was inspired on the right wing as Murray and Mitch picked him out to perfection. On 32 minutes the move of the game saw Jacob SON OF CLAG flight the ball out to Byrnes on the right wing and Kevey Roberto followed into the box to&nbsp;place byrnes cross squarely into the back of the Onion Bag!! TOTAL FOOTBALL - BUSINESS 1 - LESBOS 0!! Other chances came and went with Byrnes stinging the palms of Lurkio the Lesbo keeper!! Then Jakey Naylor pulled up short like Devon Loch and had to be substituted! A solitary breakaway by the Lesbos impish striker made it HALF TIME - BUSINESS 1 - LESBOS 1 !!!<p>In the 2nd half Brady and Gunther came on as the pitch churned up and the game descended into ragtime blues! Then Wallace&nbsp;put his hands all over Ali-Rezi Pahlavi like Jimmy Saville on&nbsp;Stoke Mandevilles&nbsp;Spina Bifida ward! DEFINATE PEN!!! BUSINESS&nbsp;1 - LESBOS 2!! An offside goal made it 3-1 then the fightback began! Super Sub Arbuckle-Gunther lashed&nbsp;a Worldy&nbsp;from 40 yards out into the top right corner!! GOAL OF THE SEASON FROM WEE WOLFGANG!!! 3-2!! The Business chased the game as Gunthers crossfield balls found Bibby down the right. Corners and free kicks followed but to no avail. Another breakaway goal meant - FINAL SCORE - BUSINESS 2 - THE GREEK ISLAND OF LESBOS 4!!!<p>PAUL MURRAY IN LEAKY SHOWER DOMESTIC DRAMA!!! SIMON NAYLOR ENDORSES THE 'DRINK YOUR OWN URINE DIET'!! NICK WALLACE STOPPED BY POLICE ON WAY HOME AND MISTAKEN FOR ROLF 'do you know what it is yet?' HARRIS!!!&nbsp; THE GOLDEN DRAGON IN GARSTON PUTS BID IN FOR GUNTHER IN FURTHER EVIDENCE OF CHINAS TAKEOVER OF WORLD FOOTBALL!!!<p>MANAGERS FILM RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK - BIRDMAN - Michael Keaton lives on the edge where reality and insanity are blurred as his comic book character takes hold!