Liobians vs Business School F.C.
2 - 5
12 November 2022 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 12 November 2022.
Kicked off at 2:00 PM
2-5
vs Liobians
Away league match
'Brothers, What you do in Life Echoes in Eternity!' So spoke Emperor Titus to his Business School Centurions today before they did battle with the Barbarians of Germania! With His Masters Voice ringing in his ears, General Maximus Karlius Pirlous let loose his Dogs of War!!!
The game started faster than Boudicca's chariot! Elliott Pirlo sped down the wing like Achilles and crossed to his brother Simon who hit the underside of the bar and saw the ball bounce down on the line but not over! An Economist onslaught followed with chance after chance for Hagos, Roper and Pirlo jnr going begging until Pirlo Snr's lovechild got a tap in to take the lead. VULVAS 0 BUSINESS 1!! But minutes later an underhit backpass from Ashley and an equaliser followed. Hagos got his brace to take the lead again but minutes before the half time whistle and the ever dependable Naylor jnr in nets let the ball slip through his fingers! Meanwhile Garstons Garriock went on a mazy run that lacked any coherent plan!!! ???????? And assistant coach Ted Garriock shook his head in dismay!!, shouting 'Have I taught you Nothing!!!'
HALF TIME : LIOBIANS 2 BUSINESS 2!!!
In the 2nd half Pirlo, Murray and Blackburn's Bradley Blackshaw started to take control. Man of the Match Blackshaws 7 year hiatus from professional football had done nothing to dimunish his delicate touch! In the 59th minute a cross from Roper found Blackshaw in the box to tap home but The computer said No! 1 minute later and Karlo Pirlo kept the ball in play to set up an identical chance and this time the Kirkby Stedhead was onside! INNER LABIA 2 BUSINESS 3!! Then Simon Pirlo silenced the critics with his hat trick! Hodder came on and looked solid at left back after crashing out of The Tour de France!! But with 10 minutes to go it wasn't beyond the Economists leaky defence to concede 2 more goals!! Times like these call for Natural Born Leaders to shape the outcome of Events! And so, Titus had no option but to join his men at the Front Line! His first touch of the ball was perfection to Hagos but he was called offside. Then the Gaffa found himself in the box, picked out by Team player Elliott Pirlo. He jinked inside and passed the ball ever so gently into the corner of the netl! Time stood still and then Hedges raced to the sidelines to reenact the Dentist Chair of 96! And Sweet Georgie Roper was on hand to give his Manager a facial he will never forget!!!!
FULL TUME: LIOBIANS 2 BUSINESS 5!!!!
STOP PRESS:
TOM PARDON'S MOVEMBER WOMB BROOM IS THAT OF A SMALL CHILD!!
MARTIN LARKIN ASKED FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH IN STORRSDALE SNUG AS HE'S MISTAKEN FOR CYNDI LAUPER!!!
RENTBOY ROPER SLASHES PRICES AS COST OF LIVING CRISIS BEGINS TO BITE!
HAMSHANK A FIVER! A NOSH IS TEN!