Business School F.C. vs Liobians
3 - 6
17 September 2022 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Home league match played on 17 September 2022.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM
3-6
vs Liobians
Home league match
Arsene Hedgesson prophecised the God's would shine down on Erling Roper and his golden right boot! And so it came to pass as the young Viking warrior smited the enemy before tasting defeat by the Lesbian horde! But as Ragnor Lothbrok once said 'Don't waste you time looking back, you aren't going that Way!'
The battle began with Liobians keeper and son of Irish Chieftain Steve Stewart, hurling catapults at the Business defence. One minute in and James Geddis in nets kicked the ball off an opponent who scored from the rebound. 1 nil Lezzas! But the Economists were undeterred and fought back with a vengeance. Digga and Murray played precise passing football to feed Elliot Pirlo. Like a cold Nordic wind whistling down an icy fjord he rampage down the wing. His cross to the back post found Erling son of Alf-Inge to tap home 1-1. Two minutes later a thunderbolt from Roper rattled the bar in a statement of intent. A lapse of concentration and it was 2-1 Greens. But Roper popped up again at the back post in a carbon copy of his first to justify every penny of his Danegeld wages! 2-2. The Business were on fire like a Viking ship burial! Down the left Martin Forkbeard ploughed an agricultural furrow as Tom Garriock made left back his home! An excellent save from apprenticeship goalie James Geddis kept the game tied!
HALF TIME: BUSINESS 2 LIOBIANS 2!!!
The 2nd half saw Bibby Bibbysson and the Dutch Destroyer Adam Noott come off the bench. But Goosefat Fingers Geddis had a half to forget as 3 goals slipt from his grasp. A curled thunderbolt from Pirlo Snr saw the heir to The Crown of Carrickfergus rooted to the spot after Goal of the Month!!! 5-3 Lezzas! Doherty felled a forward like a Rocky Mountain logger before the Big Green Grocks made it 6!
FULL TIME: BUSINESS SCHOOL 3 SCISSOR SISTERS 6!!!
STOP PRESS:
REFEREE STEVE STEWART MURDERS PROF PLUM WITH LEAD PIPING IN THE BUFFET CAR ON ORIENT EXPRESS!!!!!
KARLO PIRLO NOT RACIST AS HE SAYS HIS OWN MAM IS A BLACK IRISH MUSLIM!!!
PAUL MURRAY MISSES NEXT GAME TO WALK YORKSHIRE DALE'S DRESSED IN BONNET AND BUSTLE !!