Liobians vs Business School F.C.
9 - 3
06 October 2019 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 06 October 2019.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM
9-3
vs Liobians
Away league match
Uncle Jimmy Naylor fixed it for 2 young football fans to meet their sporting heroes today at the Mersey Road Stadium! As it appens Dreams came true for Josh and Reuben after they wrote a letter to Uncle Jim declaring their love for the Mighty Business School! Reuben Calvert Lewin said of meeting idol Neil 'Gazza' Hedges. 'What a fantastic day! Hedges is much taller than I imagined!!' Despite the celebrations guys and gals the Economists tasted the bitter spit of defeat in a 9 - 3 thriller!!
Now then, now then, the first half started brightly with new boy Reuben creating perfect tessalations like gentle ripples in a Scottish Highland Loch. Roberts substantial cranium attracted the ball like an industrial magnet as early pressure led to clear cut chances. First Jakey Naylor spooned a certain goal over the bar as angels and demons laid seige to his poor tortured soul! Roberts then followed with a one on one placed passively into the keepers bread basket! The Sporting Club of Lesbos responded with a flurry of 4 goals to turn the game on its head! But Roberts kept Business hopes alive with a curling shot into the bottom corner just before the interval! How dya like them Apples!
HALF TIME: BUSINESS SCHOOL 1 LICKALOTTAPUSS 4!
In the second half baby faced Josh Solskjaer came on for junior Naylor as Hedges bamboozled the LGBTQ defence with a sublime reverse pass straight from Mesut Ozils coaching manual 'The Eyes have it'. Almond - Doherty was dominating midfield and making killer passes through the heart of their defence. But the tuppencetouchers route one football led to escalation, desolation, capitulation, isolation as the dortydykes made it 9! The Business bow down to no one and Roberts hit back with a pen after a jinking run by new boy Josh into the Lesbians downey box. Then Carlisles Famous Son made it a hattrick with a howitzer of a strike into the Lesbos bulging net!
FINAL SCORE: BUSINESS 3 LEZZAS 9
NAYLOR JNR FOUND AFTER THE GAME FLAGELLATING HIS NAKED FLESH IN THE SHOWERS TO EXORCISE HIS INNER MCLEAN!!! HEDGES RETIRES FROM HIS CAREER IN NEWSPRINT STATING 'FLEET STREET IS A CRUEL MISTRESS'!!! TOON ARMY SPANK MANCS ON THE ARSE AND SEND TOFFEES INTO BOTTOM 3!!!