Business School F.C. vs Kingsthorne
2 - 8
06 November 2021 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Home league match played on 06 November 2021.
Kicked off at 2:15 PM
2-8
vs Kingsthorne
Home league match
Guido Fawkes once said 'Ideas are Bulletproof'! And long after this 8-2 drubbing by the Halewood Mags, the Economist Revolution will live on! The Rossineri refuse to surrender and this was never more evident than in the Man of the Match performance of Toffifee Liam Ashley, which encapsulated everything that is good about the Hedges Manifesto!!
Before the game started there was palpable tension in the home dressing room. Simon Clagsta Naylor carried out running repairs to his Sondico Orthopedics as Tennis Snob Hunter ridiculed the Managers Bell Tent Artengo shorts!! The Triple H of BSFC Legends, Harrison, Hodder and Huther came out of retirement and for 15 minutes the kingsmen were held! The left side of Harrison and Naylor with a combined age of 100 looked solid against the pre-pubescent boys in the black and white! The Clag turned his man inside out and laid on a slide rule pass to Hunter in the box but it all came to nought! Then calamity struck when a speculative shot hit Roberts abdominals and ricocheted into his own net!! BUSINESS 0 - KINGSTHORNE 1!! Worzel Larkin turned his man to hit the corner flag and cross into the box but The Hunter took a Paleozoic age to control the ball and the chance was gone! Jakey Naylor was playing like his lookielikey De Gea in nets! But the Kings confidence was up and 4 worldies followed to leave the Score at the break:
BUSINESS SCHOOL 0 - KINGSTHORNE 5!!
In the 2nd Half Little Joey Birkett began to run the game from midfield twisting and turning his way past two men. Jake Naylor took advantage of Tornado Tammy and put the opposition under pressure with his accurate kicks. Infant School Ashley took the game by the scruff of the neck and scored 2 goals in quick succession to rock the black and whites back on their heels! BUSINESS 2 - KINGSTHORNE 5!! The Halewood Tykes were rattled but hit back on the break scoring 3 goals to take the game out of sight! Still the Business fought on with even Hedges closing down his man!! Big Lukey took flight in the mud like a runaway train and Kings 15 was sent off for a Beckham kick out!! Then comedy gold followed as Huther fell on his back and began break dancing in homage to 'Farley 'JackMaster' Funk !!! 'LOVE DON'T TURN AROUND' !!!
FINAL SCORE: BUSINESS 2 - KINGSTHORNE 8!!!
STOP PRESS!!!
WORZEL LARKIN CAUGHT FISTING AUNT SALLY IN FARMER FRED'S FIELD!!!
HUTHER TO TAKE HIS DANCE ON THE ROAD WITH THE ROCK STEADY CREW!!
BARMAID BAMBI PHONES POLICE OVER ALLERTON PROWLER!!