Kingsford vs Business School F.C.
2 - 2
22 October 2016 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 22 October 2016.
Kicked off at 10:00 AM
2-2
vs Kingsford
Away league match
<p>The Business started slower today than a paraplegic snail riddled with Asbestos Lung!! The Highlight for fans was watching Arbuckle-Gunther retrieve wor 80 pund ball and catch his moneymaker on a metal spike fence!! We Feel Your Pain wee Wolfgang!!
<p>From the first minute Kingsford were oot the traps like the proverbial hare as the School struggled to get out of their Zanexlike stupor! The School should have been 2 - 0 down after ten minutes as the KSE (the Kingsford Social Experiment) squandered open goals! 30 minutes later the Economists finally awoke from their slumber as Byrnes twisted and turned past his man and Roberto and Bibby asserted themselves on the wings! Harrison played the sweetest first touch of the game to send Bibby in but the move came to nothing! Kingsford replied by playing the ball two feet out of play as the ref claimed snowblindness and the Nike Aerow Serie A 2014-15 matchball ended up in the Business box. Number 17 the Krispy Kreme King turned and shot low as Arsehair Wallace had a Joey Deakin eppy on the floor! KINGSFORD 1 - BUSINESS 0! Byrnes wasn't having that and equalised with a toepunta worthy of his own goalkeeper and captain!! HALF TIME - KINGSFORD 1 - BUSINESS 1 !!
<p>In the 2nd half Hedges brought on Brady, Son of Clag, Gunga Din and ArgDeux and tried to get the Pass2Feet Bus back on the Freeway! Din, Brady and the Bibsta played some beautiful Isoceles triangles Pythagarus would have been proud of! The Economists had the upper hand and were starting to show their football finesse!! Rusty Walters left his foot in on the KSE Bambinos and told Jazzie Jeff the Ref to F***OFF!! but bizarrely was not sent off! Arsene Hedges will be appealing to the FA to have him banned for 5 games! Farrell dug deep and Big Karl Karloff won a fantastic header but was adjudged to have deliberately bodyslammed his featherweight opponent in a WWF mismatch! The Mighty Clag came back on from Stage Left to replace his young pretender and understudy Kevey Roberto to good effect! KSE then scored against the run of play and celebrated like an ADHD kid on Luco!! KINGSFORD 2 - BUSINESS 1 !! But the school were not about to let their 3 game unbeaten run be undermined by pre pubescent children waiting for their first downy hair!! In yet another managerial masterstroke Arsene Hedges put Son of Clag up top to partner Byrnes and he duly rewarded the gaffer with a swivel of the hips to make it FINAL SCORE - KINGSFORD 2 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 2!!
<p>MCLEAN IS DATING LAPDANCER CALLED STORM!!! WOLGANG GUNTHER ADMITS TO LICKING HIS PLATE CLEAN TO SAVE ON WASHING UP!! GABBY GUNTHER ADMITS SHE LIKES HER PLATE CLEANED TOO!!! CLAGSTA STILL NOT SPEAKING TO THE GAFFER AFTER FRANKENSTEIN FIASCO!!! BYRNES THE NEW FACE OF TOPSHOP JEGGINGS FOR MEN!!!
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