Kingfisher vs Business School F.C.
4 - 1
26 November 2022 · Senior Shield
Away cup match played on 26 November 2022.
Kicked off at 2:00 PM
4-1
vs Kingfisher
Away cup match
Manager Arsene Hedges has reportedly gone Don Revie by raiding the Business School coffers and doing a midnight flit!! He was last seen at John Lennon Airport fleeing the country on a false passport with a bag full of lolly to start a new life in the Canarys!! This news came after another Business School defeat to the Beverly Hillbillys despite a Man of the Match performance from percussionist/keeper Ginger Baker Naylor!!
Martin Larkin lamented the fact he was left marshaling a defence that included Nice but Dim Nooty and Chicken Little Jackson! His worst fears were realised as the team with shared genetics scored two well worked goals in the first 15 minutes created by pacy winger Sammy 'Deliverance' McSwifty!! A further shot bounced off Naylors chest and the follow up made it 3 nil to the Kingfisters!! But then the Economists started to grow into the game. Naylor pulled off a world class save reminiscent of Gordon Banks, Mexico 70!! Fashion victim Jonny Jackson proved Larkin wrong with solid tackles and precise passing down the wing! Ashley restored to centre mid alongside Maestro Pirlo began pulling the strings! But it was The Economists own speed demon Elliott Pirlo who set the game alight twisting the opposition defenders inside out and silencing the extras from The Hills have Eyes!! Posh Prick Roper found himself in a one on one with the keeper and could have hit it either side but decided to target the goalies massive hooter instead! The Keepers cap went flying but his net remained absent of bulge! A shot into the box from El Hay was destined for the net until the Tap-in-King Georgie Roper stole it to pull back a deserved goal! Roper was then scithed down in the box for an obvious penalty. The ref failed to blow and the Clampits right back was overheard to say to him 'If you go down again I will strangle your sister with her own brassiere!'
HALF TIME: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3 BUSINESS SCHOOL 1!!
Hodder went off for Clagsta at half time with groin issues while Larkin played on with a suspect hammy! New signing Bandit Country Connor got the measure of compromised chromosome Swifty and laid some superb balls up to Elliott and George. Both supplied each other with crosses into the box but couldn't finish their chances. More fine point blank saves from Naylor in nets until finally a 4th goal from The House of Wax sealed the game. Just time for Karlo Pirlo to have one last free kick from outside the box. The ever confident Karlo shouted 'Watch This!!' to the opposition defence before proceeding to hit the ball to the corner flag and out for a goal kick!!
FULL TIME : WOLF CREEK 4 ECONOMISTS 1!!!
STOP PRESS:
TOM PARDON BLAMED FOR SEWAGE DISCHARGE ON BRITAIN'S BEACHES!!!
KARLO PIRLO ARRESTED FOR LAUNDERING FAKE EUROS!!!
HEDGES TO TAKE RAY WINSTONES PLACE IN SEXY BEAST 2!!!