THE CINDERELLA STORY !!!!

<p>It was the Cinderella Story today at the Shankley Ground as The Bibsta's Fairy godmother sprinkled gold dust on his boots to make him Belle of the Ball! Unfortunately even a virtuoso Man of the Match performance from the Jinky winger was not enough to seal the win for the Economistas!!!

<p>The Business started the game faster than Wee Jimmy Krankie falling headlong off the Beanstalk! Din, Karloff and McLean kept the lid on Collegiate's Number 7 like a Genie trapped in a bottle! Meanwhile at left back the Mighty Clag was playing calm collected football and even had time to remark to the pretty boy referee (In a Widow Twanky twang) 'Oooh Dear ya front porch could do with a Good Lick!' In the centre The Business School's M&Ms ,Muzz and Mitch dominated and played sharp incisive football into the feet of Zlatan Roberts . An early Roberts rocket flew into the corner of the net before Collegiates keeper, Grumpy from the 7 dwarves could say AbraAbracadabraIwannareachootandgrabya!!! COLLEGIATE O - BUSINESS 1 !!! Further control of the game followed and on ten minutes an individual piece of skill in the box from Craig 'The Good One' Byrnes found the bottom corner! COLLEGIATE 0 - BUSINESS 2!! The economists were loving the limelight and played up to the audience winning tackle after tackle and restricting Collegiate to half chances. But every team has its Wishee Washee and Wallace didn't disappoint running out of his box like a dyspraxic Forest Gump to allow a Collegiate cross to sail over his head and into the net! HALF TIME - COLLEGIATE 1 - BUSINESS 2 !!!

<p>In the 2nd half Mitchell unleashed his box of magic tricks and set Muzz Away to go and Play! The Business Comancheros continued to dictate play as Craig De Bruyne caused panic in the Ugly Sisters defence. A perfect cross from Byrnes picked oot the ponytailed Zlatan for a superb volley that somehow Grumpy kept out! Chance after chance was created but The Business could not stretch their lead. But the Manager was buoyed by such a spirited display and even McLean at right back was having a field day winning all his battles against Collegiates Sasha Fierce! But the Yellows fought back in the last 20 minutes and scored from a rasping freekick leaving Wishee Washee Wallace no chance! A further goal from inside the box led the League contenders celebrating like Christopher Biggins at a Panto afterparty! FINAL SCORE - COLLEGIATE 3 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 2 !!!!

<p>CALLUM GUNTHER TO PLAY THE LEAD IN MOTHER GOOSE AT THE LIVERPOOL EMPIRE!!! WALLACE TO SUE PAPPA BYRNES FOR SLANDER!!! PAUL 'MUZZA' MURRAY ADMITS TO BEING FEATHERED BY CHOIR MASTER IN SFX CHAPEL!!! MCLEAN DATING WINNER OF KIRBY BEAUTY PAEGEANT UNDER 12s!!! WOLGANG 'COWBOY' GUNTHER DECLARES EDUCATION DOESNT PAY AFTER REVEALING CHARGING 46 PUND AN HOUR FOR CHANGING A PLUG!!!

<p>MANAGERS FILM RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK - ELF - 'We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup'