Alumni vs Business School F.C.
5 - 1
26 October 2019 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 26 October 2019.
Kicked off at 1:00 PM
5-1
vs Alumni
Away league match
Paris New York Milan. The Economists cut a dash today modelling Puma's latest pret a porter range of sports and leisure wear for the man about town! Plus size model FARRER looked resplendent on the runway in sherwood green as size zero HUTHER pulled off black and red stripes with aplomb! The football may hev been pantaloons but the fashion parade was a tour de force!!
The. Business were out the blocks quicker than Mick Mcgrath after his pre colonoscopy enema. The 4g pitch brought out the very best in the Rossineris passing game as Ashley, McCrory and Carl Vunipola embraced the Managers UNOBALL. Mccrory and Roberts worked several openings in the opponents box but failed to put the ball in the challott bag!! Chances went begging and the Business should have been 3 nil up after 15 minutes. McCrory hit tamely at the keeper and Ashley hit wide. As time went on Paul MUZZA Murray got the game by the scruff of the neck and twisted his opponents inside out. Intricate passes on the edge of the box could hev led to an almost perfect goal but came to nought. The Business school defence played the ball out of the back with even Peach surprising his manager with his composure on the ball. But then HUTHER had a rush of blood to his infeasibly big brain and found himself lost at sea deep in enemy territory. Alumni took advantage as super yacht SS HUTHER could not get back to help out his shipmates. Alumni 1 nil!!! 2 more mistakes 2 more goals. HALF TIME: ALUMNI 3 BUSINESS 0
The baby faced assassin Josh Solskjaer and prog rock musician Josh Tenpoletudor came on after the break and acquitted themselves well, fitting in seemlessly into the Managers gameplan. But the Business had more shots blocked as Alumni threw their bodies at the ball and then went down the other end to make it 4. Finally great running from an injured McCrory into the box saw him shot down like Icarus flying too near to the sun. Roberts stepped up and continued his rich vein of form with a finely executed penalty. 4 - 1. Cameos by Hedges and Naylor created more opportunities for the Business but a late goal for Internationale meant FINAL SCORE: ALUMNI 5 BUSINESS 1
CALLUM HUTHER, BUSINESS SCHOOL ENTERTAINMENTS OFFICER ANNOUNCES CHRISTMAS NIGHT OUT!!! FRANKIE N BENNYS FOLLOWED BY GO KARTS!!! START YOUR ENGINES!!!!
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