Alsop vs Business School F.C.
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22 October 2022 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 22 October 2022.
Kicked off at 2:30 PM
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vs Alsop
Away league match
The Business Schools very own trousersnake, Sweet Georgie Roper was seen crying into the mic today as he belted oot a Timberlake banger at his birthday karaoke!!! The words 'You must have me confused with some other Si, the bridges are burnt, it's my time to cry!' became prophetic as news rolled in during jelly and ice cream that Simon Pirlo had overtaken Roper as top goalscorer in a matter of 36 minutes!!! As The Economists march forwards, Ropers career seems to be going backwards!!!
The perennial slowstarters saw an Alsop long ball land over the heads of Ashley and Doherty and as Geddis hesitated, Alsops No. 3 ran in and chipped the keeper! Business 1 nil down after just 2 minutes! The first 15 minutes on the Irish bog pitch saw Las Economists play a brand of anti football that had the coaching staff perplexed. But gentle coaxing from the sidelines by the new zenned out manager Arsene Hedges transformed a 2nd players game in 2 weeks. Careful Whispers saw the metamorphosis of Flying Dutchman Adam Noote from a smelly hairy grub into a Silver Washed Fritellery! Larkin at left back began to play some lovely 1 touch football and find Pirlo seniors feet! The Business were back in the groove and dominating possession. A move down the right saw Elliott Pirlo beat his man and cross into the box for his stepbrother Simon to lash home!
HALF TIME: ALSOP 1 - BUSINESS 1!!
At half time Gary Bibby went off with a metatarsal and Jake Naylor went into rehab after a late night drinking session with Pogue Mahones Shane McGowan! But Tom 'The Crab' Garriock and Barney Rubble Naylor filled in the gaps! Calamity James made up for his earlier clanger with a couple of world class saves tipping round the post. Doherty pushed his weight around and Ashley got a shiner of Popeye proportions for his fight! But the last 45 minutes was the story of one player! Simon Pirlo, The Lionheart of Eritrea bullied the opposition and twisted and turned his way past defenders to score his hat trick but could have had more! He rifled his 2nd into the roof of the net, had a chance cleared off the line and danced inside the box only to place one wide. But after the Alsop boys couldn't handle him he was upended and dispatched his pen with aplomb! The game was all but over. Just time left for the crowd to frig themselves silly over the pass of the game by Hedges to Elliott with the outside of the boot!! Flair never leaves you!!!
FULL TIME: ALSOP 1 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 3!!!
STOP PRESS:
ADAM NOOTE STATES 'ARSENE HEDGES IS LIKE A 2ND FATHER TO ME'!!!
ASSITANT MANAGER TED GARRIOCK LET'S IT BE KNOWN THAT HE MISSED TODAY'S GAME BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED '!!!
WEE GEORGIE ROPER SINGS 'IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO! YOU WOULD CRY TOO IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!