ACOL vs Business School F.C.
5 - 0
08 October 2016 · Liverpool Old Boys Amateur Football League<br>Division 3
Away league match played on 08 October 2016.
Kicked off at 10:00 AM
5-0
vs ACOL
Away league match
<p>The Business school started the match like extras from George A. Romero's classic Zombiefest Dawn of the Dead! However, one player stood out like Leasowe Lighthouse (Stan Collymore's favourite doggin hangout!) and that was Man of the Match SON OF CLAG!!! Today he finally came of age and was rewarded with a 10 pence mix up and a joyride in Daddy's car round the school car park!
<p>The Economists started slower than Wolfgang Gunther's brain attempting the Countdown Conundrum! The Huyton lost souls took advantage and pressed the Business till the pips squeaked. Wallace, increasingly resembling ODDBOD JUNIOR from Carry On Screaming spilled a save for an early goal for ACOL! Mistakes and misdemeanours followed as the Business chased shadows like an episode of Rentaghost! HALF TIME - ACOL 4 - BUSINESS 0 !!!
<p>In the 2nd half The Mighty Clag made way for Karloff and Mitchell came on for the injured Maltby! Muzz. Karloff and Son of Clag battled like a Kendo Nagasaki wrestling tag team and the Business turned the tables for a 20 minute spell! Hedges put Roberto up front but there was no way through the Aposolitic Church of Liverpool defence. Krazy Legs Harrison produced a moment of Pogbaesque magic but then a beakaway goal meant FINAL SCORE - ACOL 5 - BUSINESS SCHOOL 0 !!!
<p>MRS NAYLOR TAKES HOLY ORDERS TO BECOME CARMELITE NUN !!! GARY BIBBY VOTED WORST DAD OF THE YEAR 2016 !!! WOLGANG GUNTHER BEDS BEARDED LADY IN BENIDORM BEACH BAR !!!! NICK WALLACE UNMASKED AS SINISTER CLOWN STALKING WIDNES SCHOOLGATES!!!
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