A VERY BRITISH COUP !!!

<p>Arsene Hedges masterminded the Greatest Coup since Fidel and brother Raul kicked Batista and his Yankee Doodle Dandys out of Havana harbour in 1959! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!! Hedges sat back and puffed on his Big Fat Cubans as the ACOL bench of Mary, Mongo and Midge choked on their Colombian crackpipes!! Don't you just Love it when a plan comes together!!

<p>Operation Allardyce was put in motion as Arsehair Wallace and Wolfgang Farage launched their exocets at the Carlisle Cavalier's Big Nappa!! Roberto rose like an Alaskan salmon compelled to swim upstream one last time to reproduce, exhale and die!! THE CIRCLE OF LIFE MY FRIENDS!! Up top the Byrnes Brothers were running riot like scary clowns in the Jungle Rumble soft play centre! then against the run of play ACOL fashioned an opener when Mango 'THE DUNGEON MASTER' set up Bongo to make it BUSINESS 0 - ACOL 1 !! But the Economistas continued to put the opposition on the back foot! Wee Craig De Bruyne rampaged down the wing and played the perfect cross for Ole Man River to tap in for Business! 1 - 1 GAME ON !! De Bruyne followed this up with a long range shot that crept under the keepers body 2 - 1 BUSINESS!!! In defence ArgDeux Farrer made his debut at centre back playing cucumber cool passes out of his box! At right back Calamity McClean threw off his unwanted moniker with a MOM performance to silence the Morrisons End Boo Boys!! OCTOBER SPAWNED A MONSTER!!! ACOL broke away as Drongo hit the net to make it 2 - 2! But the Business School were dancing to the Miami Sound Machine Salsa Beat as Byrnes made it HALF TIME BUSINES SCHOOL 3 - ACOL 2!!!

<p>In the second half Hedges brought on Farell as ACOL brought on Mongo!! The cross eyed stoner made it 3-3 with a solo goal and minutes later the Business were behind after Wallace and Mitchell collided like Stan and Laurel on the Trail of the Lonesome Pine!! a blatant dive from Bojo led the ACOL manager to dish out 3 hail marys and a catechism to the cheating striker!! Muzz and Karloff ran themselves into the ground and a header from Karloff back across goal found Wolfgang Gunther taking flight like a morbidly obese Dodo to head in the equaliser!! In the final seconds Ian 'Coffin Dodger' Mitchell cleared off the line to force a draw that Smelt like a Win!! FINAL SCORE BUSINESS SCHOOL 4 - ACOL 4 !!!

<p>WOLFGANG GUNTHER OPENS UP ABOUT HIS DREAM TO PLAY BILLY ELLIOTT ON THE WEST END STAGE!!! CLAGSTA THREATENS MUTINY ON HMS BUSINESS AS MCLEAN IS REPRIEVED FROM WALKING THE PLANK!!! HEDGES IN TURMOIL OVER THE FUTURE SOUL OF THE SCHOOL!!! CALLUM HUTHER RUSHED INTO OZZY IN FAKE TAXI FOR EMERGENCY OPERATION ON HIS BUNIONS!!!!