BoC F.C. vs Mac Attack
3 - 1
08 March 2018
Home league match played on 08 March 2018.
Kicked off at 7:00 PM
3-1
vs Mac Attack
Home league match
Geordie John left the game early to go see his missus and Ilyas didn’t come for a curry to see his.
After the snow of last week, it was still a bit cold but the REAL MEN of BOC stood up to the task and took on the individually talented but less of a team Mac Attack. Zondervan had injured himself seeing off a Freak Snowman, but still showed up. Because he is a REAL MAN!
Jordan opened the scoring after Morrissey (PUSSY) WHIPPED in a cross, I can’t really remember much more aside from the keeper almost got a touch but it just went UNDER THE THUMB. Ben took a pass and set off like an express train and was fouled, but luckily was OK and resident speedster Zamora replaced him to no discernible difference.
Half time it was 1-0 and replacing their SANITORY TOWELS seemed to have a revitalising effect on Geordie Joan and especially (G)illy who finished a tremendous team move off by BITCH SLAPPING the ball into the net. At some stage Mac Attack scored as well, Mole giving the ball away as easily as Gilly and Joan gave their SELF RESPECT AS MEN away.
Joan then left the pitch, reapplied her lippy and headed home. Third goal was again a nice finish as Gilly (HEN) PECKED out the corner of the goal. Off to the pub it was for most of us and then for Ed’s 65th if was off to the CURRY HOUSE to eat SPICY FOOD and drink BEER, like REAL MEN do for most of us………….Glly however nipped to the LADIES to pop his HEELS in his HANDBAG so he could wear his FLATS home.
HAGYP may be the case, and it could be that they were both on a promise – however in the High Octane and High Testosterone world of BoC, the only place for MAN PUSSIES is in Mole’s search history.