Berocca Juniors vs Delph and Safety
2 - 7
07 December 2016
Home league match played on 07 December 2016.
Kicked off at 6:00 PM
2-7
vs Delph and Safety
Home league match
MATCH REPORT
#BJFC 2-7 Delph and Safety
Well that didn't go well.
During the match we compiled a list of excuses:
1) the opposition weren't better footballers than us, but they were faster, better at finishing and man-marked to perfection
2) without our captain, leader and legend we lacked a vital amount of organisation
3) the referee couldn't control the match, and therefore things got out of hand
4) this lot probably weren't Delph and Safety, my guess is that they were a first division team judging by the time we played
5) temperature exceeded that of the average day in the red waste
6) Teddy didn't miss the bus
7) we may have been complacent
8) Tom was nearly killed
9) Jake Hawkyard had his mind on saving lives rather than saving shots
10) the ball was a size 4.5
11) they got Sproston drunk the night before
12) Harry Van Der Hoek turned up in a cap
13) we still don't know who the Gaffer is
14) William Nicoll is still unsure whether his goal was given or not
15) they were shit
16) we were worse
17) they bribed the ref
18) we were (and still are) worried about James Edwards and Ryan Craig
19) none of their goals crossed the line
20) they killed Tom
21) Niall no longer has functional knees, achilles or testes
22) Teddy's worldie was enough to win the game
23) we actually won
Great hussle boys. Well-deserved win.
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